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I was bored last night and we had a bag of uncooked popcorn. So I thought what the heck, I'll cook it on the stove. So I googled it and someone recommended to put a lid over it (I figured it was because they would probably jump out of the pot...)

So I dumped a little bit of cooking oil in there, little bit of kernels, and let it cook...

Now, the real reason why a lid is necessary...

That pot is a dangerous weapon. When the kernels were popping, oil was shooting out like a volcano. It was like an call of duty battle field and I have been shot multiple times. I still wanted my popcorn so I had no reason to stop cooking it.

I survived...
 
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Sorry, couldn't resist
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Joe88 said:
one would have stopped after almost creating a grease fire...

Lol, but I am not 'one'

Slyakin said:
you could have burned the house down.


oh well.

Exactly my thoughts, would have been the highlight of the weekened! My sister burnt half of her kitched the same way without popcorn!

craplame said:
it sounds like it was very dangerous and kind of painful. was it the microwavable kind or the actual popcorn that you can cook?

It was microwavable, but I took the long route! It was in a transparent kind of bag, almost enough so I can see all the kernel! I didn't realize everytime the kernel popped oil would be firing out of it!

QUOTE(xxteargodxx @ Oct 16 2010, 08:01 PM) you put way too much oil if it was splattering around even with a lid on.

No lid, that was the lesson learned!

QUOTE(Rydian @ Oct 16 2010, 08:59 PM)
killing himself and killing time at the time?

I would be honored if only I can accomplish such a task
 

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I think microwavable popcorn already has oil in them.
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but probablt too much, too much oil.
 

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