Had this conversation with a mate the other night : Him : Can the PSP play films? Me : Yep, you can buy them on UMD or you can hack it to play DivX. H : How do you hack it? M : H : What's a UMD then? M : It's like a DVD for the PSP. H : But the PSP does't play DVDs. M : No I know, it's not a DVD it's a UMD. H : So how does it play them. M : You put it in the PSP and you press play. H : But where do you put it? M : You put it in the part where games go. H : But that's not big enough to put a DVD in. M : No I know. It's not a DVD it's a UMD. It's like a DVD for the PSP that's the same size as a game disc. H : So you plug the UMD player into the PSP? M : No, the PSP is the UMD player. H : But it doesn't play films. M : Yes, it plays UMDs. H : But it's only got one place to put discs and that's for games. M : No, it's for movies and games. H : But how do you get it to play the movies. M : You put the disc in and press play. H : But it doesn't play films. M : Yes it does, it plays UMDs. H : But where do you put the UMD player? M : The PSP is the god-damned UMD player. H : Where do you get UMDs from? M : Places that sell PSP games. H : But if they're games then they're not films. M : No, but you can buy films on disc for the PSP and the places that sell games probably sell discs too. H : But you can't fit a DVD into the PSP. M : Not DVD discs, UMD discs. H : But where do you put the player? M : The PSP is the god-damned player, it has a built in movie player for UMD discs. H : So does that mean I can put divx files on a UMD and play them? M : No, because you can't buy a UMD burner. H : So how do you put the films on a disc. M : You don't, you buy them from a shop with the movie already on them. H : So you can pick what films you want on it? M : No, it's like buying a DVD only made for the PSP. H : But there's no way to fit a DVD in the PSP. And the conversation went on like that for about another 15 minutes until I lost my rag! It honestly made me feel like I was stuck in a deleted scene from Idiocracy!