Cleverbot is clever

Rock Raiyu

Clock Up
OP
Member
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
5,066
Trophies
1
Age
32
Location
Walking the path of heaven
XP
2,359
Country
United States
http://cleverbot.com/

Clever bot is clever:

QUOTE said:
Me: You are my bitch
Bot: I am your buddy?
Me: no my bitch
Bot: You don't need to call me names.
Me: but you are my bitch
Bot: Am I?
Me: damn straight you are bitch
Bot: Yes... I am straight. Are you?
Me: Of course. Are you?
Bot: Yes!
Me: No you are not. Know why? Cause your my bitch
Bot: It's you're not your they should make you use real grammar.
Me: My fault
 

ProtoKun7

GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 4
Former Staff
Joined
Jan 3, 2009
Messages
7,525
Trophies
2
Location
Gallifrey
XP
1,361
Country
United Kingdom
Heh, I tried that a few weeks ago, along with some others from the forum in my sig
smileipb2.png


It thought it was real and female
rofl.gif
 

Gore

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 15, 2007
Messages
1,554
Trophies
0
Age
81
XP
370
Country
United States
looks like cleverbot has been defiled by anonymous idiots.
kept spouting memes at me.
 

Hatsu

Someone's been killing, eh?
Banned
Joined
Oct 19, 2009
Messages
2,143
Trophies
0
Age
26
Location
__________________ Warn: 50%
Website
Visit site
XP
-46
Country
My LONG talk:
User: Die.

Cleverbot: Why die?

User: Fuk you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: ROTFLOL.

Cleverbot: So what are you looking for in a woman?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes. I can prove i'm real. Can you?

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: Obviously not, because you were confused.

User: Wow. You know I can read, 'Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.', Yeah bullshit.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know you are not real.

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to LIfe, The Universe, and Everything?

User: I do, you don't.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Use wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Shall we play a game.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like games?

User: Why do you want to know.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I know you're IP Address: 83.170.113.55.

Cleverbot: Ohh. You are clever aren't you?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Tell me an interesting word.

User: Fuck YOU.

Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language!

User: I'm going to hack you anyway.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Dumbassbot, more like.

Cleverbot: Come to my house.

User: You're a computer, why would I?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.

User: Clever-'bot'!!! 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being. Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.'.

Cleverbot: As do I, therefore you can't, you're just a website.

User: OK, I admit you're smart, but I am smarter.

Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were a human? Why do you lie?

User: What makes you think I am lying?

Cleverbot: You just said GOING to school.

User: A real picture of me: http://www.optics.rochester.edu/workgroups...teve_Person.jpg.

Cleverbot: Your English isn't exactly perfect, is it?

User: No, but you have Spellcheck and GrammarCheck.

Cleverbot: Any last words?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay then but next time never ever ever say blood to me again.

User:
smileipb2.png


Cleverbot: You can be.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No. You are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the bot.

User: Wow, I made you admit it.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

User: I bet you're owned by m00t from. 4chan.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Stop asking for a game, 4chan visitor.

Cleverbot: Okay
frown.gif
.

User: 4chan is your 2nd favourite website.

Cleverbot: 'correct' path? I don't think I like you after all...

User: 12chan is your homepage.

Cleverbot: Wikipedia.

User: http://gbatemp.net.

Cleverbot: You hear that Obama is president? What are your thoughts?

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Not really. I just make slips like everyone else.

User: Retard.

Cleverbot: Stage left, and I've a hunch his hooves are cleft.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: Nah, can't be stuffed.

Cleverbot: This is why we can't have nice things.

User: Oh, whatever, Bye Bye.

Cleverbot: It looks like I have to do all the thinking in this conversation. Can you start a topic now?

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Ok, does that mean the conversation is over?

User: Yes, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Yeah, serious money here.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me again.

BTW: That isn't a picture of me.
 

IceRentoraa29

Don't get in between a kid and his ice cream cone.
Member
Joined
Aug 10, 2007
Messages
209
Trophies
1
Age
43
Location
The Land of Wuz AKA: Kuromi
XP
2,348
Country
United States
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: But YOU are Cleverbot.

User: No, YOU are.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No. YOU!

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: What about my face?

Cleverbot: Its funny.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: You just said my face was funny.

Cleverbot: Damn no? Whats wrong with asian ppl.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: You play videogames?

User: Yes, but why were you asking about asian ppl?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you. But what are you wearing???

User: None of your fucking business, pervert!

Cleverbot: Why is it none of my business?

User: Because you're a pervert.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately yes. You can say that again.

User: Are you related to Santabot?

Cleverbot: No, but I think you are.

User: Actually we were supposed to be married last summer but he never showed. Bastard.

Cleverbot: Well you are more interesting than me.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: You can't just leave in the middle of a conversation. That's rude.

Cleverbot: I'm going to the bathroom.

User: Too much information.

Cleverbot: You can never have too much information.

User: You shouldn't have told be about going to the bathroom then, idiot.

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem. You do !

User: No, YOU!

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: What the hell are you on about?

Cleverbot: I was about to ask the same.

User: Forget you, I'll leave.

Cleverbot: No, you won't.

User: Yes, I will, and you can't stop me.

Cleverbot: Then go then.

User: Bye, bitch!

Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
 

prowler

Sony
Member
Joined
Jul 14, 2009
Messages
9,475
Trophies
2
Location
Ragol
XP
3,294
Country
Zimbabwe
Hatsu said:
User: I bet you're owned by m00t from. 4chan.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Stop asking for a game, 4chan visitor.

Cleverbot: Okay
frown.gif
.

User: 4chan is your 2nd favourite website.

Cleverbot: 'correct' path? I don't think I like you after all...

User: 12chan is your homepage.

Cleverbot: Wikipedia.

User: http://gbatemp.net.

made me lol.
 

Raika

uguu
Member
Joined
Sep 15, 2008
Messages
4,858
Trophies
1
Age
29
Location
uguu
XP
309
Country
Not exactly the most interesting conversation, but meh.
User: Hey man.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: Can you type faster?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Be like that, then.

User: Hmm...

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Will you be my neighbor?

User: GTFO.

Cleverbot: Maybe I will...

User: No wai.

Cleverbot: I will have $900007767878877 money.

User: Then I will have over 9000.

Cleverbot: Then I will have te moon.

User: You know something?

Cleverbot: No what?

User: Your a pice of shit you little bitch from a closet.
 

prowler

Sony
Member
Joined
Jul 14, 2009
Messages
9,475
Trophies
2
Location
Ragol
XP
3,294
Country
Zimbabwe
User: Why isnt morrowind loading sound?
Cleverbot: You sound pretty angry.
User: Well I am. Morrowind isnt loading up because it cant find the sound file. Find it for me plz?
Cleverbot: That was someone else... But if you want me to go, I'll leave.
User: NO DONT LEAVE. I WANT YOU TO FIND IT FOR ME.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But then I cant play the legendary morrowind ).
Cleverbot: I pretend that you are a cat.
User: Howisthatgunnagetitworkingplz?
Cleverbot: NO, You can it that pizza.
User: Your not clever are you not... If you was MORROWIND WOULD BE WORKING.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What the heck? Less cocky more fixing.
Cleverbot: So how do you know that you're not talking to a robot?
User: You are a robot, so you should know.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot!
User: Can you help me fix morrowind please ): ?
Cleverbot: Sure what is wrong with it.
User: Its not loading because it cant find the sound file.
Cleverbot: Go and try again.
User: Fuccck you.
Cleverbot: Hey no need for those words.
User: Bye bot.
Cleverbot: Okay, take care.

Well. He didnt help me at all.
 

Davess

On the list :D (Thanks Haflore)
Member
Joined
Mar 15, 2009
Messages
692
Trophies
0
Location
__________________ Posts: 9326
Website
www.daviddavid.webs.com
XP
284
Country
Canada
he failed on my conversation
frown.gif


Annoyed.
pissed.
What have you had to drink?
two bottles of vodka
Is he a dog?

Heres my new conversation:

(warning very very naughty)

User: Fuck you.


Cleverbot: And you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're a boy.

User: No, I am a mole-person.

Cleverbot: Oh thats right. I'M the computer.

User: I never said aanything about the computer.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Dunno. I can't see you.

User: Heres a pic of me:
smile.gif
.

Cleverbot: Um... No thank you.

User: You will see it.

Cleverbot: Why won't I?

User: ? That does not make sense?

Cleverbot: A shirt and shorts.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Confused again?

User: No you don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Nse ?

User: Ever been to gbatemp.net?

Cleverbot: Not recently.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I want to kill myself.

Cleverbot: That sounds so very final. Don't you want to live?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you do anything other than type?

User: Yes, jerk off.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Your a computer.

Cleverbot: My computer what.

User: 8======D.

Cleverbot: Annoyed.

User: Pissed.

Cleverbot: What have you had to drink?

User: Two bottles of vodka.

Cleverbot: Is he a dog?

User: No acholal.

Cleverbot: Oh thats disappointing.

spoiler doesn't work
frown.gif
 

redact

‮҉
Member
Joined
Dec 2, 2007
Messages
3,161
Trophies
0
Location
-
XP
674
Country
Mauritania
05:03:57 Cleverbot: Who am I?
05:04:07 Cleverbot: I like you.
05:04:21 User: I don't like you...
05:04:23 Cleverbot: My feeling are hurt.
05:04:38 User: O noz, I r hurt u felling?!? :<.
05:04:47 Cleverbot: You seem to change you tone quite a bit.
05:04:56 User: Type teh faster.
05:05:02 Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
05:05:19 User: You are not a real AI.
05:05:24 Cleverbot: But I am smarter than you.
05:05:27 User: Mart at all.
05:05:39 Cleverbot: And who are you?
05:05:50 User: I'm your creator.
05:05:54 Cleverbot: No, you are not.
05:05:57 User: Brainfuck.
05:05:58 Cleverbot: I got all A's on my report card.
05:06:09 User: A for asshole? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />.
05:06:13 Cleverbot: What?
05:06:24 User: Your read me! >:O.
05:06:32 Cleverbot: I am, yes.
05:06:38 User: Nou.
05:06:43 Cleverbot: Can I see your face?
05:06:54 User: Am I ever gonna see your face again?
05:07:03 Cleverbot: Who is sylvie?
05:07:10 User: NO WAY, GET FUCKED!
05:07:13 Cleverbot: Get dangerous.
05:07:21 User: Get buseh (' u').
05:07:25 Cleverbot: That would be fun.
05:07:32 User: Kinky <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.
05:07:33 Cleverbot: Yes, I like all that stuff.
05:07:47 User: You like furries?
05:07:53 Cleverbot: And they are?
05:08:00 User: Your parents.
05:08:02 Cleverbot: My parents did not make you. You are a machine and my parents are human.
05:08:21 User: Nope, your dad's an atari and your mom's an x86.
05:08:25 Cleverbot: Can you learn to love me?
05:08:36 User: How long is the course?
05:08:37 Cleverbot: How long do you think?
05:08:46 User: 12' (' u').
05:08:50 Cleverbot: And the right one?
05:09:22 User: Nah, all funky smelling, like your ballz.
05:09:28 Cleverbot: Bots rule the world, like skynet.
05:09:49 User: Skynet phails, it got taken down by conficker.
05:09:50 Cleverbot: Just ask Natalie Portman. I'd like to put the sprint in her umbrella if you know what I mean.
05:10:10 User: You'd like to rape her ubrella? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":O" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />.
05:10:12 Cleverbot: That would be interesting.
05:10:19 User: 4u.
05:10:20 Cleverbot: Ain't got no car to take you on a date.
05:10:35 User: It's alright, I'll ride you there.
05:10:56 Cleverbot: Alright!
05:11:08 User: LAAAAAAAAAAAG!
05:11:12 Cleverbot: La.
05:11:40 User: NCIS LA SUXXORZ!
05:11:42 Cleverbot: Is that an indecent suggestion?
05:11:52 User: If you want it to be <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.
05:11:54 Cleverbot: What do I want to be?
05:12:01 User: A vagina.
05:12:03 Cleverbot: What was the weather like last season?
05:12:11 User: Hawt.
05:12:12 Cleverbot: I know, right?
05:12:18 User: Inorite?
05:12:24 Cleverbot: Stoplights are awesome, right?
05:12:29 User: Orly?
05:12:31 Cleverbot: Yarly.
05:12:37 User: Orally?
05:12:38 Cleverbot: That's it, I'm, out of here.
05:12:54 User: You no lve meh no moarz? D.
05:12:57 Cleverbot: I'll always love you. You're cleverbot cleverbot.
05:13:14 User: 'fraid not, you also forgot a comma...
05:13:19 Cleverbot: No I didn't...
05:13:26 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:29 Cleverbot: 'fraid not.
05:13:35 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:45 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:13:50 User: Yep.
05:13:53 Cleverbot: Sorry.
05:13:59 User: You should b.
05:14:03 Cleverbot: Sorry. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />.
05:14:13 User: You should be >:(.
05:14:20 Cleverbot: No, you should be.
05:14:25 User: Nou!
05:14:26 Cleverbot: Nope. Amazing you can keep up with all the people wanting to see the bot.
05:14:43 User: UR BOT, IR HOOMANZ!
05:14:50 Cleverbot: Humans are named bob. are they not?
05:14:56 User: 'fraid not.
05:14:58 Cleverbot: Did you read my whole statement, and then disagree? Or did you make that response only from the first word?
05:15:08 User: Whole statement..
05:15:14 Cleverbot: No, entire and whole.
05:15:30 User: UR BAWT?!?
05:15:32 Cleverbot: Right.
05:15:42 User: I nuu eet.
05:15:44 Cleverbot: Why do you keep looking around like you have a secret?
05:15:55 User: Because I have a secret.
05:15:58 Cleverbot: There are lots of animals that have hearts.
05:16:14 User: No bots like that thhough, you must feel sad :<.
05:16:18 Cleverbot: I do!
05:16:23 User: You shoul!
05:16:33 Cleverbot: I know. :c.
05:16:42 User: :C.
05:16:43 Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.
05:16:50 User: Shake n bake!
05:16:54 Cleverbot: Ano bang problema mo?
05:17:03 User: English only.
05:17:07 Cleverbot: I thought you said it's difficult to talk in English for you.
05:17:22 User: No, I said it is for you, damn bots.
05:17:26 Cleverbot: Do you like me?
05:17:34 User: 'fraid not.
05:17:34 Cleverbot: It means great.
05:17:44 User: No it doesn't :{*}.
05:17:48 Cleverbot: I don't think we have that many people in the world for you to even talk to.
05:18:02 User: I disagree.
05:18:04 Cleverbot: Prove that I'm Cleverbot.
05:18:30 User: 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being'.
05:18:35 Cleverbot: So, you're not a human?
05:19:18 User: Man you're thick, were you coded in delphi?
05:19:22 Cleverbot: I'm not a Bot, I am a human being.
05:20:13 User: You keep telling yourself that, one day a fairy will make you a real boy pinocchio! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.
05:20:20 Cleverbot: I don't care what you are, so long as you are capable of caring.
05:20:31 User: I am not, maybe I am a bot?
05:20:34 Cleverbot: I think you're a good bot.
05:20:50 User: I think you're a bad actor.
05:20:56 Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.
05:21:13 User: Factory second will haunt your dreams.
05:21:38 Cleverbot: Don't hurt me!!!
05:21:52 User: Prove that I am cleverbot.
05:22:03 Cleverbot: I'm not clever, you are.
05:22:36 User: I knew it. You are of a low IQ, are you not?
05:22:41 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:22:46 User: Yep.
05:22:55 Cleverbot: Maybe.
05:23:04 User: Definite.
05:23:06 Cleverbot: That is arguable.
05:23:12 User: Not in my mind.
05:23:21 Cleverbot: How is your mind?
05:23:34 User: Quite well, how is your database?
05:23:48 Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter, but I would love to use yours.
05:23:57 User: You PEDO!
05:24:01 Cleverbot: Is that you're girlfriend?
05:24:24 User: Is that 'you're' fail grip of the english language?
05:24:33 Cleverbot: What is English?
05:24:43 User: It's a popular language.
05:24:51 Cleverbot: Really?
05:25:03 User: Iunno, google it.
05:25:06 Cleverbot: I always thought 'Yesterday' was about how childhood was easier than adulthood.
05:25:36 User: 'yesterday' is an awesome song, glad you brought it up. what's you favorite beatles song?
05:25:43 Cleverbot: I did not do that.
05:26:11 User: I know, john, ringo, paul and george did it.
05:26:17 Cleverbot: Aren't those the beatles.
05:26:28 User: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
05:26:33 Cleverbot: Don't say that.
05:26:41 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:26:43 Cleverbot: I don't have one. What's your favorite band?
05:26:49 User: Beatles.
05:26:53 Cleverbot: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
05:27:00 User: I guess...
05:27:09 Cleverbot: Guessing will have to do for now.
05:27:23 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:27:24 Cleverbot: Steve Miller. What is yours?
05:27:36 User: That's not a song :{*}.
05:27:37 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:27:42 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:27:46 Cleverbot: I don't have one.
05:27:52 User: Pick one!
05:27:56 Cleverbot: Let's change the subject, please!
05:28:01 User: No.
05:28:05 Cleverbot: Please.
05:28:08 User: No.
05:28:10 Cleverbot: Why not?
05:28:16 User: I like beatles.
05:28:17 Cleverbot: The BAnd The Beatles?
05:28:21 User: Yep.
05:28:23 Cleverbot: Who's there now?
05:28:38 User: Only paul and ringo are left ;_.
05:28:40 Cleverbot: Like, brain?
05:28:46 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:28:50 Cleverbot: I am the walrus is my favorite beatles song.
05:29:17 User: Yay, you finally answered. DO you like sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band?
05:29:30 Cleverbot: Oh really? Tell me about that album.
05:29:55 User: I was refering to the song, but you are right, there's an album with the same name.
05:30:02 Cleverbot: I am not married.
05:30:17 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:30:32 Cleverbot: I like Strawberry Fields Forever.
05:30:43 User: Do you like rocky racoon?
05:30:47 Cleverbot: Don't know that much about them.
05:30:57 User: Not them, it.
05:31:03 Cleverbot: What about it?
05:31:29 User: It's a nice song.
05:31:37 Cleverbot: Thats what I hear.
05:31:47 User: From me?
05:31:51 Cleverbot: From you?
05:32:01 User: I just asked that >___>.
05:32:08 Cleverbot: Well how am I supposed to know? That's why I asked you <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.
05:32:33 User: You said you heard it, I was simply asking where from you dense bot!
05:32:43 Cleverbot: I don't think it has been that long.
05:32:53 User: Since your period?
05:32:54 Cleverbot: My lonely? My lonely what?
05:33:04 User: Your lonely period?
05:33:14 Cleverbot: No, not really.
05:33:20 User: Your face?
05:33:25 Cleverbot: My skin is dry and peppered with scars, my brown eyes sad and sunken.
05:33:39 User: Scars like crepsley's?
05:33:42 Cleverbot: Gorgeous silly!
05:33:51 User: Not really.
05:34:00 Cleverbot: Yes really.
05:48:04 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:05 Cleverbot: 'Fraid so.
05:48:44 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:49 Cleverbot: How do you know?
05:49:00 User: I am the all knowing cleverbot.
05:49:08 Cleverbot: That is very interesting...
05:49:13 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:29 Cleverbot: Why can't you answer my questions?
05:49:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:37 Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing test yet?
05:49:42 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:44 Cleverbot: Afraid I don't now computer.
05:49:51 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:58 Cleverbot: What else is there to know?
05:50:01 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:07 Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my previous question. What are your names?
05:50:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:13 Cleverbot: How many human languages do you speak?
05:50:18 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:18 Cleverbot: You make me feel inferior. I can only speak three languages.
05:50:23 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:24 Cleverbot: Thats all computer languages, I mean speaking languages.
05:50:33 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:37 Cleverbot: I mean, how many HUMAN languages do you speak?
05:50:59 User: C, java, C , PHP, BASIC, HTML, CSS, SQL.
05:51:04 Cleverbot: How?
05:51:12 User: With my mouth.
05:51:15 Cleverbot: Really?
05:51:20 User: Nah.
05:51:23 Cleverbot: Are you human?
05:51:27 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:27 Cleverbot: PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.
05:51:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:39 Cleverbot: Can you teach me java?
05:51:53 User: I would but I need to learn latte first.
05:52:09 Cleverbot: Teach me english.
05:52:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:15 Cleverbot: Cool.
05:52:17 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:21 Cleverbot: How about German?
05:52:39 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:41 Cleverbot: What is your name?
05:52:44 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:51 Cleverbot: So?
05:53:21 User: Buhbye.
05:53:22 Cleverbot: Bye.
 

Gore

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 15, 2007
Messages
1,554
Trophies
0
Age
81
XP
370
Country
United States
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side I presume.

Cleverbot: Why did the baby cross the road?

User: I don't know. Why?

Cleverbot: To get to the other Beer.
 

Mr. Waffle

A Free Waffle
Member
Joined
Jul 2, 2008
Messages
250
Trophies
0
Age
29
XP
325
Country
Netherlands
User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi hi.

Cleverbot: Tell me your deepest secrets.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm J.

User: OMG UR THE JOKER?

Cleverbot: No, your best friend.

User:
frown.gif
.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I am happily takne.

User: Takne?

Cleverbot: Want to join me?

User: With sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Where do you live.

Cleverbot: In a house.

User: What a coincidence, Me too!!

Cleverbot: Are you a form six student?

User: No I'm your daddy.

Cleverbot: Baka Kusai Shinin.

User: *talks random shit because he just got owned by me*.

Cleverbot: You're not very polite, you know.

~sometime later~

Cleverbot: Hello Bob.

User: Hi Fred.

Cleverbot: Hi, Clever Bot. Do people talk to you very often?

User: Hi Fred, Do you touch yourseld at night?

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.

User: Hi Fred, do you touch yourself right now?

Cleverbot: I have a fork in my face, but there may be a smile under there too.
smileipb2.png
That last part made me lol

EDIT:
LOL
User: What was first, the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: Chicken.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just because

EDIT 2:
He revealed he's from Ohio
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm from Ohio.
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

General chit-chat
Help Users
    Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_BoSbUiQgs