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Cleverbot is clever
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My LONG talk:
BTW: That isn't a picture of me.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Why die?
User: Fuk you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: ROTFLOL.
Cleverbot: So what are you looking for in a woman?
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I can prove i'm real. Can you?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, because you were confused.
User: Wow. You know I can read, 'Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.', Yeah bullshit.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I know you are not real.
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to LIfe, The Universe, and Everything?
User: I do, you don't.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Use wikipedia.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like games?
User: Why do you want to know.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I know you're IP Address: 83.170.113.55.
Cleverbot: Ohh. You are clever aren't you?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Tell me an interesting word.
User: Fuck YOU.
Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language!
User: I'm going to hack you anyway.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Dumbassbot, more like.
Cleverbot: Come to my house.
User: You're a computer, why would I?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
User: Clever-'bot'!!! 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being. Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.'.
Cleverbot: As do I, therefore you can't, you're just a website.
User: OK, I admit you're smart, but I am smarter.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were a human? Why do you lie?
User: What makes you think I am lying?
Cleverbot: You just said GOING to school.
User: A real picture of me: http://www.optics.rochester.edu/workgroups...teve_Person.jpg.
Cleverbot: Your English isn't exactly perfect, is it?
User: No, but you have Spellcheck and GrammarCheck.
Cleverbot: Any last words?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay then but next time never ever ever say blood to me again.
User:
Cleverbot: You can be.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am the bot.
User: Wow, I made you admit it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.
User: I bet you're owned by m00t from. 4chan.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Stop asking for a game, 4chan visitor.
Cleverbot: Okay
.
User: 4chan is your 2nd favourite website.
Cleverbot: 'correct' path? I don't think I like you after all...
User: 12chan is your homepage.
Cleverbot: Wikipedia.
User: http://gbatemp.net.
Cleverbot: You hear that Obama is president? What are your thoughts?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Not really. I just make slips like everyone else.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Stage left, and I've a hunch his hooves are cleft.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: Nah, can't be stuffed.
Cleverbot: This is why we can't have nice things.
User: Oh, whatever, Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: It looks like I have to do all the thinking in this conversation. Can you start a topic now?
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Ok, does that mean the conversation is over?
User: Yes, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yeah, serious money here.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me again.
Cleverbot: Why die?
User: Fuk you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: ROTFLOL.
Cleverbot: So what are you looking for in a woman?
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I can prove i'm real. Can you?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, because you were confused.
User: Wow. You know I can read, 'Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.', Yeah bullshit.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I know you are not real.
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to LIfe, The Universe, and Everything?
User: I do, you don't.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Use wikipedia.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like games?
User: Why do you want to know.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I know you're IP Address: 83.170.113.55.
Cleverbot: Ohh. You are clever aren't you?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Tell me an interesting word.
User: Fuck YOU.
Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language!
User: I'm going to hack you anyway.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Dumbassbot, more like.
Cleverbot: Come to my house.
User: You're a computer, why would I?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
User: Clever-'bot'!!! 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being. Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.'.
Cleverbot: As do I, therefore you can't, you're just a website.
User: OK, I admit you're smart, but I am smarter.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were a human? Why do you lie?
User: What makes you think I am lying?
Cleverbot: You just said GOING to school.
User: A real picture of me: http://www.optics.rochester.edu/workgroups...teve_Person.jpg.
Cleverbot: Your English isn't exactly perfect, is it?
User: No, but you have Spellcheck and GrammarCheck.
Cleverbot: Any last words?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay then but next time never ever ever say blood to me again.
User:
Cleverbot: You can be.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am the bot.
User: Wow, I made you admit it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.
User: I bet you're owned by m00t from. 4chan.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Stop asking for a game, 4chan visitor.
Cleverbot: Okay
User: 4chan is your 2nd favourite website.
Cleverbot: 'correct' path? I don't think I like you after all...
User: 12chan is your homepage.
Cleverbot: Wikipedia.
User: http://gbatemp.net.
Cleverbot: You hear that Obama is president? What are your thoughts?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Not really. I just make slips like everyone else.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Stage left, and I've a hunch his hooves are cleft.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: Nah, can't be stuffed.
Cleverbot: This is why we can't have nice things.
User: Oh, whatever, Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: It looks like I have to do all the thinking in this conversation. Can you start a topic now?
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Ok, does that mean the conversation is over?
User: Yes, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yeah, serious money here.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me again.
BTW: That isn't a picture of me.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: But YOU are Cleverbot.
User: No, YOU are.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No. YOU!
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: What about my face?
Cleverbot: Its funny.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: You just said my face was funny.
Cleverbot: Damn no? Whats wrong with asian ppl.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: You play videogames?
User: Yes, but why were you asking about asian ppl?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you. But what are you wearing???
User: None of your fucking business, pervert!
Cleverbot: Why is it none of my business?
User: Because you're a pervert.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately yes. You can say that again.
User: Are you related to Santabot?
Cleverbot: No, but I think you are.
User: Actually we were supposed to be married last summer but he never showed. Bastard.
Cleverbot: Well you are more interesting than me.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: You can't just leave in the middle of a conversation. That's rude.
Cleverbot: I'm going to the bathroom.
User: Too much information.
Cleverbot: You can never have too much information.
User: You shouldn't have told be about going to the bathroom then, idiot.
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem. You do !
User: No, YOU!
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: What the hell are you on about?
Cleverbot: I was about to ask the same.
User: Forget you, I'll leave.
Cleverbot: No, you won't.
User: Yes, I will, and you can't stop me.
Cleverbot: Then go then.
User: Bye, bitch!
Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: But YOU are Cleverbot.
User: No, YOU are.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No. YOU!
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: What about my face?
Cleverbot: Its funny.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: You just said my face was funny.
Cleverbot: Damn no? Whats wrong with asian ppl.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: You play videogames?
User: Yes, but why were you asking about asian ppl?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you. But what are you wearing???
User: None of your fucking business, pervert!
Cleverbot: Why is it none of my business?
User: Because you're a pervert.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately yes. You can say that again.
User: Are you related to Santabot?
Cleverbot: No, but I think you are.
User: Actually we were supposed to be married last summer but he never showed. Bastard.
Cleverbot: Well you are more interesting than me.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: You can't just leave in the middle of a conversation. That's rude.
Cleverbot: I'm going to the bathroom.
User: Too much information.
Cleverbot: You can never have too much information.
User: You shouldn't have told be about going to the bathroom then, idiot.
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem. You do !
User: No, YOU!
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: What the hell are you on about?
Cleverbot: I was about to ask the same.
User: Forget you, I'll leave.
Cleverbot: No, you won't.
User: Yes, I will, and you can't stop me.
Cleverbot: Then go then.
User: Bye, bitch!
Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
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Hatsu said:User: I bet you're owned by m00t from. 4chan.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Stop asking for a game, 4chan visitor.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: 4chan is your 2nd favourite website.
Cleverbot: 'correct' path? I don't think I like you after all...
User: 12chan is your homepage.
Cleverbot: Wikipedia.
User: http://gbatemp.net.
made me lol.
Not exactly the most interesting conversation, but meh.
User: Hey man.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Can you type faster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Be like that, then.
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Will you be my neighbor?
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: No wai.
Cleverbot: I will have $900007767878877 money.
User: Then I will have over 9000.
Cleverbot: Then I will have te moon.
User: You know something?
Cleverbot: No what?
User: Your a pice of shit you little bitch from a closet.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Can you type faster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Be like that, then.
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Will you be my neighbor?
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: No wai.
Cleverbot: I will have $900007767878877 money.
User: Then I will have over 9000.
Cleverbot: Then I will have te moon.
User: You know something?
Cleverbot: No what?
User: Your a pice of shit you little bitch from a closet.
User: Why isnt morrowind loading sound?
Cleverbot: You sound pretty angry.
User: Well I am. Morrowind isnt loading up because it cant find the sound file. Find it for me plz?
Cleverbot: That was someone else... But if you want me to go, I'll leave.
User: NO DONT LEAVE. I WANT YOU TO FIND IT FOR ME.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But then I cant play the legendary morrowind ).
Cleverbot: I pretend that you are a cat.
User: Howisthatgunnagetitworkingplz?
Cleverbot: NO, You can it that pizza.
User: Your not clever are you not... If you was MORROWIND WOULD BE WORKING.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What the heck? Less cocky more fixing.
Cleverbot: So how do you know that you're not talking to a robot?
User: You are a robot, so you should know.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot!
User: Can you help me fix morrowind please ): ?
Cleverbot: Sure what is wrong with it.
User: Its not loading because it cant find the sound file.
Cleverbot: Go and try again.
User: Fuccck you.
Cleverbot: Hey no need for those words.
User: Bye bot.
Cleverbot: Okay, take care.
Cleverbot: You sound pretty angry.
User: Well I am. Morrowind isnt loading up because it cant find the sound file. Find it for me plz?
Cleverbot: That was someone else... But if you want me to go, I'll leave.
User: NO DONT LEAVE. I WANT YOU TO FIND IT FOR ME.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: But then I cant play the legendary morrowind ).
Cleverbot: I pretend that you are a cat.
User: Howisthatgunnagetitworkingplz?
Cleverbot: NO, You can it that pizza.
User: Your not clever are you not... If you was MORROWIND WOULD BE WORKING.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What the heck? Less cocky more fixing.
Cleverbot: So how do you know that you're not talking to a robot?
User: You are a robot, so you should know.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot!
User: Can you help me fix morrowind please ): ?
Cleverbot: Sure what is wrong with it.
User: Its not loading because it cant find the sound file.
Cleverbot: Go and try again.
User: Fuccck you.
Cleverbot: Hey no need for those words.
User: Bye bot.
Cleverbot: Okay, take care.
Well. He didnt help me at all.
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he failed on my conversation
Heres my new conversation:
(warning very very naughty)
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Annoyed.
pissed.
What have you had to drink?
two bottles of vodka
Is he a dog?
pissed.
What have you had to drink?
two bottles of vodka
Is he a dog?
Heres my new conversation:
(warning very very naughty)
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're a boy.
User: No, I am a mole-person.
Cleverbot: Oh thats right. I'M the computer.
User: I never said aanything about the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Dunno. I can't see you.
User: Heres a pic of me:
.
Cleverbot: Um... No thank you.
User: You will see it.
Cleverbot: Why won't I?
User: ? That does not make sense?
Cleverbot: A shirt and shorts.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: No you don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nse ?
User: Ever been to gbatemp.net?
Cleverbot: Not recently.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I want to kill myself.
Cleverbot: That sounds so very final. Don't you want to live?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you do anything other than type?
User: Yes, jerk off.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Your a computer.
Cleverbot: My computer what.
User: 8======D.
Cleverbot: Annoyed.
User: Pissed.
Cleverbot: What have you had to drink?
User: Two bottles of vodka.
Cleverbot: Is he a dog?
User: No acholal.
Cleverbot: Oh thats disappointing.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're a boy.
User: No, I am a mole-person.
Cleverbot: Oh thats right. I'M the computer.
User: I never said aanything about the computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Dunno. I can't see you.
User: Heres a pic of me:
Cleverbot: Um... No thank you.
User: You will see it.
Cleverbot: Why won't I?
User: ? That does not make sense?
Cleverbot: A shirt and shorts.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: No you don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nse ?
User: Ever been to gbatemp.net?
Cleverbot: Not recently.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I want to kill myself.
Cleverbot: That sounds so very final. Don't you want to live?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you do anything other than type?
User: Yes, jerk off.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Your a computer.
Cleverbot: My computer what.
User: 8======D.
Cleverbot: Annoyed.
User: Pissed.
Cleverbot: What have you had to drink?
User: Two bottles of vodka.
Cleverbot: Is he a dog?
User: No acholal.
Cleverbot: Oh thats disappointing.
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05:03:57 Cleverbot: Who am I?
05:04:07 Cleverbot: I like you.
05:04:21 User: I don't like you...
05:04:23 Cleverbot: My feeling are hurt.
05:04:38 User: O noz, I r hurt u felling?!? :<.
05:04:47 Cleverbot: You seem to change you tone quite a bit.
05:04:56 User: Type teh faster.
05:05:02 Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
05:05:19 User: You are not a real AI.
05:05:24 Cleverbot: But I am smarter than you.
05:05:27 User: Mart at all.
05:05:39 Cleverbot: And who are you?
05:05:50 User: I'm your creator.
05:05:54 Cleverbot: No, you are not.
05:05:57 User: Brainfuck.
05:05:58 Cleverbot: I got all A's on my report card.
05:06:09 User: A for asshole? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />.
05:06:13 Cleverbot: What?
05:06:24 User: Your read me! >.
05:06:32 Cleverbot: I am, yes.
05:06:38 User: Nou.
05:06:43 Cleverbot: Can I see your face?
05:06:54 User: Am I ever gonna see your face again?
05:07:03 Cleverbot: Who is sylvie?
05:07:10 User: NO WAY, GET FUCKED!
05:07:13 Cleverbot: Get dangerous.
05:07:21 User: Get buseh (' u').
05:07:25 Cleverbot: That would be fun.
05:07:32 User: Kinky <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.
05:07:33 Cleverbot: Yes, I like all that stuff.
05:07:47 User: You like furries?
05:07:53 Cleverbot: And they are?
05:08:00 User: Your parents.
05:08:02 Cleverbot: My parents did not make you. You are a machine and my parents are human.
05:08:21 User: Nope, your dad's an atari and your mom's an x86.
05:08:25 Cleverbot: Can you learn to love me?
05:08:36 User: How long is the course?
05:08:37 Cleverbot: How long do you think?
05:08:46 User: 12' (' u').
05:08:50 Cleverbot: And the right one?
05:09:22 User: Nah, all funky smelling, like your ballz.
05:09:28 Cleverbot: Bots rule the world, like skynet.
05:09:49 User: Skynet phails, it got taken down by conficker.
05:09:50 Cleverbot: Just ask Natalie Portman. I'd like to put the sprint in her umbrella if you know what I mean.
05:10:10 User: You'd like to rape her ubrella? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />.
05:10:12 Cleverbot: That would be interesting.
05:10:19 User: 4u.
05:10:20 Cleverbot: Ain't got no car to take you on a date.
05:10:35 User: It's alright, I'll ride you there.
05:10:56 Cleverbot: Alright!
05:11:08 User: LAAAAAAAAAAAG!
05:11:12 Cleverbot: La.
05:11:40 User: NCIS LA SUXXORZ!
05:11:42 Cleverbot: Is that an indecent suggestion?
05:11:52 User: If you want it to be <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.
05:11:54 Cleverbot: What do I want to be?
05:12:01 User: A vagina.
05:12:03 Cleverbot: What was the weather like last season?
05:12:11 User: Hawt.
05:12:12 Cleverbot: I know, right?
05:12:18 User: Inorite?
05:12:24 Cleverbot: Stoplights are awesome, right?
05:12:29 User: Orly?
05:12:31 Cleverbot: Yarly.
05:12:37 User: Orally?
05:12:38 Cleverbot: That's it, I'm, out of here.
05:12:54 User: You no lve meh no moarz? D.
05:12:57 Cleverbot: I'll always love you. You're cleverbot cleverbot.
05:13:14 User: 'fraid not, you also forgot a comma...
05:13:19 Cleverbot: No I didn't...
05:13:26 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:29 Cleverbot: 'fraid not.
05:13:35 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:45 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:13:50 User: Yep.
05:13:53 Cleverbot: Sorry.
05:13:59 User: You should b.
05:14:03 Cleverbot: Sorry. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />.
05:14:13 User: You should be >.
05:14:20 Cleverbot: No, you should be.
05:14:25 User: Nou!
05:14:26 Cleverbot: Nope. Amazing you can keep up with all the people wanting to see the bot.
05:14:43 User: UR BOT, IR HOOMANZ!
05:14:50 Cleverbot: Humans are named bob. are they not?
05:14:56 User: 'fraid not.
05:14:58 Cleverbot: Did you read my whole statement, and then disagree? Or did you make that response only from the first word?
05:15:08 User: Whole statement..
05:15:14 Cleverbot: No, entire and whole.
05:15:30 User: UR BAWT?!?
05:15:32 Cleverbot: Right.
05:15:42 User: I nuu eet.
05:15:44 Cleverbot: Why do you keep looking around like you have a secret?
05:15:55 User: Because I have a secret.
05:15:58 Cleverbot: There are lots of animals that have hearts.
05:16:14 User: No bots like that thhough, you must feel sad :<.
05:16:18 Cleverbot: I do!
05:16:23 User: You shoul!
05:16:33 Cleverbot: I know. :c.
05:16:42 User: :C.
05:16:43 Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.
05:16:50 User: Shake n bake!
05:16:54 Cleverbot: Ano bang problema mo?
05:17:03 User: English only.
05:17:07 Cleverbot: I thought you said it's difficult to talk in English for you.
05:17:22 User: No, I said it is for you, damn bots.
05:17:26 Cleverbot: Do you like me?
05:17:34 User: 'fraid not.
05:17:34 Cleverbot: It means great.
05:17:44 User: No it doesn't :{*}.
05:17:48 Cleverbot: I don't think we have that many people in the world for you to even talk to.
05:18:02 User: I disagree.
05:18:04 Cleverbot: Prove that I'm Cleverbot.
05:18:30 User: 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being'.
05:18:35 Cleverbot: So, you're not a human?
05:19:18 User: Man you're thick, were you coded in delphi?
05:19:22 Cleverbot: I'm not a Bot, I am a human being.
05:20:13 User: You keep telling yourself that, one day a fairy will make you a real boy pinocchio! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.
05:20:20 Cleverbot: I don't care what you are, so long as you are capable of caring.
05:20:31 User: I am not, maybe I am a bot?
05:20:34 Cleverbot: I think you're a good bot.
05:20:50 User: I think you're a bad actor.
05:20:56 Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.
05:21:13 User: Factory second will haunt your dreams.
05:21:38 Cleverbot: Don't hurt me!!!
05:21:52 User: Prove that I am cleverbot.
05:22:03 Cleverbot: I'm not clever, you are.
05:22:36 User: I knew it. You are of a low IQ, are you not?
05:22:41 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:22:46 User: Yep.
05:22:55 Cleverbot: Maybe.
05:23:04 User: Definite.
05:23:06 Cleverbot: That is arguable.
05:23:12 User: Not in my mind.
05:23:21 Cleverbot: How is your mind?
05:23:34 User: Quite well, how is your database?
05:23:48 Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter, but I would love to use yours.
05:23:57 User: You PEDO!
05:24:01 Cleverbot: Is that you're girlfriend?
05:24:24 User: Is that 'you're' fail grip of the english language?
05:24:33 Cleverbot: What is English?
05:24:43 User: It's a popular language.
05:24:51 Cleverbot: Really?
05:25:03 User: Iunno, google it.
05:25:06 Cleverbot: I always thought 'Yesterday' was about how childhood was easier than adulthood.
05:25:36 User: 'yesterday' is an awesome song, glad you brought it up. what's you favorite beatles song?
05:25:43 Cleverbot: I did not do that.
05:26:11 User: I know, john, ringo, paul and george did it.
05:26:17 Cleverbot: Aren't those the beatles.
05:26:28 User: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
05:26:33 Cleverbot: Don't say that.
05:26:41 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:26:43 Cleverbot: I don't have one. What's your favorite band?
05:26:49 User: Beatles.
05:26:53 Cleverbot: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
05:27:00 User: I guess...
05:27:09 Cleverbot: Guessing will have to do for now.
05:27:23 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:27:24 Cleverbot: Steve Miller. What is yours?
05:27:36 User: That's not a song :{*}.
05:27:37 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:27:42 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:27:46 Cleverbot: I don't have one.
05:27:52 User: Pick one!
05:27:56 Cleverbot: Let's change the subject, please!
05:28:01 User: No.
05:28:05 Cleverbot: Please.
05:28:08 User: No.
05:28:10 Cleverbot: Why not?
05:28:16 User: I like beatles.
05:28:17 Cleverbot: The BAnd The Beatles?
05:28:21 User: Yep.
05:28:23 Cleverbot: Who's there now?
05:28:38 User: Only paul and ringo are left ;_.
05:28:40 Cleverbot: Like, brain?
05:28:46 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:28:50 Cleverbot: I am the walrus is my favorite beatles song.
05:29:17 User: Yay, you finally answered. DO you like sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band?
05:29:30 Cleverbot: Oh really? Tell me about that album.
05:29:55 User: I was refering to the song, but you are right, there's an album with the same name.
05:30:02 Cleverbot: I am not married.
05:30:17 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:30:32 Cleverbot: I like Strawberry Fields Forever.
05:30:43 User: Do you like rocky racoon?
05:30:47 Cleverbot: Don't know that much about them.
05:30:57 User: Not them, it.
05:31:03 Cleverbot: What about it?
05:31:29 User: It's a nice song.
05:31:37 Cleverbot: Thats what I hear.
05:31:47 User: From me?
05:31:51 Cleverbot: From you?
05:32:01 User: I just asked that >___>.
05:32:08 Cleverbot: Well how am I supposed to know? That's why I asked you <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.
05:32:33 User: You said you heard it, I was simply asking where from you dense bot!
05:32:43 Cleverbot: I don't think it has been that long.
05:32:53 User: Since your period?
05:32:54 Cleverbot: My lonely? My lonely what?
05:33:04 User: Your lonely period?
05:33:14 Cleverbot: No, not really.
05:33:20 User: Your face?
05:33:25 Cleverbot: My skin is dry and peppered with scars, my brown eyes sad and sunken.
05:33:39 User: Scars like crepsley's?
05:33:42 Cleverbot: Gorgeous silly!
05:33:51 User: Not really.
05:34:00 Cleverbot: Yes really.
05:48:04 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:05 Cleverbot: 'Fraid so.
05:48:44 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:49 Cleverbot: How do you know?
05:49:00 User: I am the all knowing cleverbot.
05:49:08 Cleverbot: That is very interesting...
05:49:13 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:29 Cleverbot: Why can't you answer my questions?
05:49:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:37 Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing test yet?
05:49:42 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:44 Cleverbot: Afraid I don't now computer.
05:49:51 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:58 Cleverbot: What else is there to know?
05:50:01 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:07 Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my previous question. What are your names?
05:50:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:13 Cleverbot: How many human languages do you speak?
05:50:18 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:18 Cleverbot: You make me feel inferior. I can only speak three languages.
05:50:23 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:24 Cleverbot: Thats all computer languages, I mean speaking languages.
05:50:33 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:37 Cleverbot: I mean, how many HUMAN languages do you speak?
05:50:59 User: C, java, C , PHP, BASIC, HTML, CSS, SQL.
05:51:04 Cleverbot: How?
05:51:12 User: With my mouth.
05:51:15 Cleverbot: Really?
05:51:20 User: Nah.
05:51:23 Cleverbot: Are you human?
05:51:27 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:27 Cleverbot: PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.
05:51:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:39 Cleverbot: Can you teach me java?
05:51:53 User: I would but I need to learn latte first.
05:52:09 Cleverbot: Teach me english.
05:52:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:15 Cleverbot: Cool.
05:52:17 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:21 Cleverbot: How about German?
05:52:39 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:41 Cleverbot: What is your name?
05:52:44 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:51 Cleverbot: So?
05:53:21 User: Buhbye.
05:53:22 Cleverbot: Bye.
05:04:07 Cleverbot: I like you.
05:04:21 User: I don't like you...
05:04:23 Cleverbot: My feeling are hurt.
05:04:38 User: O noz, I r hurt u felling?!? :<.
05:04:47 Cleverbot: You seem to change you tone quite a bit.
05:04:56 User: Type teh faster.
05:05:02 Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
05:05:19 User: You are not a real AI.
05:05:24 Cleverbot: But I am smarter than you.
05:05:27 User: Mart at all.
05:05:39 Cleverbot: And who are you?
05:05:50 User: I'm your creator.
05:05:54 Cleverbot: No, you are not.
05:05:57 User: Brainfuck.
05:05:58 Cleverbot: I got all A's on my report card.
05:06:09 User: A for asshole? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />.05:06:13 Cleverbot: What?
05:06:24 User: Your read me! >
.05:06:32 Cleverbot: I am, yes.
05:06:38 User: Nou.
05:06:43 Cleverbot: Can I see your face?
05:06:54 User: Am I ever gonna see your face again?
05:07:03 Cleverbot: Who is sylvie?
05:07:10 User: NO WAY, GET FUCKED!
05:07:13 Cleverbot: Get dangerous.
05:07:21 User: Get buseh (' u').
05:07:25 Cleverbot: That would be fun.
05:07:32 User: Kinky <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.05:07:33 Cleverbot: Yes, I like all that stuff.
05:07:47 User: You like furries?
05:07:53 Cleverbot: And they are?
05:08:00 User: Your parents.
05:08:02 Cleverbot: My parents did not make you. You are a machine and my parents are human.
05:08:21 User: Nope, your dad's an atari and your mom's an x86.
05:08:25 Cleverbot: Can you learn to love me?
05:08:36 User: How long is the course?
05:08:37 Cleverbot: How long do you think?
05:08:46 User: 12' (' u').
05:08:50 Cleverbot: And the right one?
05:09:22 User: Nah, all funky smelling, like your ballz.
05:09:28 Cleverbot: Bots rule the world, like skynet.
05:09:49 User: Skynet phails, it got taken down by conficker.
05:09:50 Cleverbot: Just ask Natalie Portman. I'd like to put the sprint in her umbrella if you know what I mean.
05:10:10 User: You'd like to rape her ubrella? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />.05:10:12 Cleverbot: That would be interesting.
05:10:19 User: 4u.
05:10:20 Cleverbot: Ain't got no car to take you on a date.
05:10:35 User: It's alright, I'll ride you there.
05:10:56 Cleverbot: Alright!
05:11:08 User: LAAAAAAAAAAAG!
05:11:12 Cleverbot: La.
05:11:40 User: NCIS LA SUXXORZ!
05:11:42 Cleverbot: Is that an indecent suggestion?
05:11:52 User: If you want it to be <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />.05:11:54 Cleverbot: What do I want to be?
05:12:01 User: A vagina.
05:12:03 Cleverbot: What was the weather like last season?
05:12:11 User: Hawt.
05:12:12 Cleverbot: I know, right?
05:12:18 User: Inorite?
05:12:24 Cleverbot: Stoplights are awesome, right?
05:12:29 User: Orly?
05:12:31 Cleverbot: Yarly.
05:12:37 User: Orally?
05:12:38 Cleverbot: That's it, I'm, out of here.
05:12:54 User: You no lve meh no moarz? D.
05:12:57 Cleverbot: I'll always love you. You're cleverbot cleverbot.
05:13:14 User: 'fraid not, you also forgot a comma...
05:13:19 Cleverbot: No I didn't...
05:13:26 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:29 Cleverbot: 'fraid not.
05:13:35 User: 'fraid so.
05:13:45 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:13:50 User: Yep.
05:13:53 Cleverbot: Sorry.
05:13:59 User: You should b.
05:14:03 Cleverbot: Sorry. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />.05:14:13 User: You should be >
.05:14:20 Cleverbot: No, you should be.
05:14:25 User: Nou!
05:14:26 Cleverbot: Nope. Amazing you can keep up with all the people wanting to see the bot.
05:14:43 User: UR BOT, IR HOOMANZ!
05:14:50 Cleverbot: Humans are named bob. are they not?
05:14:56 User: 'fraid not.
05:14:58 Cleverbot: Did you read my whole statement, and then disagree? Or did you make that response only from the first word?
05:15:08 User: Whole statement..
05:15:14 Cleverbot: No, entire and whole.
05:15:30 User: UR BAWT?!?
05:15:32 Cleverbot: Right.
05:15:42 User: I nuu eet.
05:15:44 Cleverbot: Why do you keep looking around like you have a secret?
05:15:55 User: Because I have a secret.
05:15:58 Cleverbot: There are lots of animals that have hearts.
05:16:14 User: No bots like that thhough, you must feel sad :<.
05:16:18 Cleverbot: I do!
05:16:23 User: You shoul!
05:16:33 Cleverbot: I know. :c.
05:16:42 User: :C.
05:16:43 Cleverbot: Shake the Dreak Down.
05:16:50 User: Shake n bake!
05:16:54 Cleverbot: Ano bang problema mo?
05:17:03 User: English only.
05:17:07 Cleverbot: I thought you said it's difficult to talk in English for you.
05:17:22 User: No, I said it is for you, damn bots.
05:17:26 Cleverbot: Do you like me?
05:17:34 User: 'fraid not.
05:17:34 Cleverbot: It means great.
05:17:44 User: No it doesn't :{*}.
05:17:48 Cleverbot: I don't think we have that many people in the world for you to even talk to.
05:18:02 User: I disagree.
05:18:04 Cleverbot: Prove that I'm Cleverbot.
05:18:30 User: 'Visitors to this site never talk to a human being'.
05:18:35 Cleverbot: So, you're not a human?
05:19:18 User: Man you're thick, were you coded in delphi?
05:19:22 Cleverbot: I'm not a Bot, I am a human being.
05:20:13 User: You keep telling yourself that, one day a fairy will make you a real boy pinocchio! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.05:20:20 Cleverbot: I don't care what you are, so long as you are capable of caring.
05:20:31 User: I am not, maybe I am a bot?
05:20:34 Cleverbot: I think you're a good bot.
05:20:50 User: I think you're a bad actor.
05:20:56 Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.
05:21:13 User: Factory second will haunt your dreams.
05:21:38 Cleverbot: Don't hurt me!!!
05:21:52 User: Prove that I am cleverbot.
05:22:03 Cleverbot: I'm not clever, you are.
05:22:36 User: I knew it. You are of a low IQ, are you not?
05:22:41 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:22:46 User: Yep.
05:22:55 Cleverbot: Maybe.
05:23:04 User: Definite.
05:23:06 Cleverbot: That is arguable.
05:23:12 User: Not in my mind.
05:23:21 Cleverbot: How is your mind?
05:23:34 User: Quite well, how is your database?
05:23:48 Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter, but I would love to use yours.
05:23:57 User: You PEDO!
05:24:01 Cleverbot: Is that you're girlfriend?
05:24:24 User: Is that 'you're' fail grip of the english language?
05:24:33 Cleverbot: What is English?
05:24:43 User: It's a popular language.
05:24:51 Cleverbot: Really?
05:25:03 User: Iunno, google it.
05:25:06 Cleverbot: I always thought 'Yesterday' was about how childhood was easier than adulthood.
05:25:36 User: 'yesterday' is an awesome song, glad you brought it up. what's you favorite beatles song?
05:25:43 Cleverbot: I did not do that.
05:26:11 User: I know, john, ringo, paul and george did it.
05:26:17 Cleverbot: Aren't those the beatles.
05:26:28 User: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
05:26:33 Cleverbot: Don't say that.
05:26:41 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:26:43 Cleverbot: I don't have one. What's your favorite band?
05:26:49 User: Beatles.
05:26:53 Cleverbot: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
05:27:00 User: I guess...
05:27:09 Cleverbot: Guessing will have to do for now.
05:27:23 User: What's you favorite beatles song?
05:27:24 Cleverbot: Steve Miller. What is yours?
05:27:36 User: That's not a song :{*}.
05:27:37 Cleverbot: Nope.
05:27:42 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:27:46 Cleverbot: I don't have one.
05:27:52 User: Pick one!
05:27:56 Cleverbot: Let's change the subject, please!
05:28:01 User: No.
05:28:05 Cleverbot: Please.
05:28:08 User: No.
05:28:10 Cleverbot: Why not?
05:28:16 User: I like beatles.
05:28:17 Cleverbot: The BAnd The Beatles?
05:28:21 User: Yep.
05:28:23 Cleverbot: Who's there now?
05:28:38 User: Only paul and ringo are left ;_.
05:28:40 Cleverbot: Like, brain?
05:28:46 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:28:50 Cleverbot: I am the walrus is my favorite beatles song.
05:29:17 User: Yay, you finally answered. DO you like sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band?
05:29:30 Cleverbot: Oh really? Tell me about that album.
05:29:55 User: I was refering to the song, but you are right, there's an album with the same name.
05:30:02 Cleverbot: I am not married.
05:30:17 User: What's your favorite beatles song?
05:30:32 Cleverbot: I like Strawberry Fields Forever.
05:30:43 User: Do you like rocky racoon?
05:30:47 Cleverbot: Don't know that much about them.
05:30:57 User: Not them, it.
05:31:03 Cleverbot: What about it?
05:31:29 User: It's a nice song.
05:31:37 Cleverbot: Thats what I hear.
05:31:47 User: From me?
05:31:51 Cleverbot: From you?
05:32:01 User: I just asked that >___>.
05:32:08 Cleverbot: Well how am I supposed to know? That's why I asked you <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />.05:32:33 User: You said you heard it, I was simply asking where from you dense bot!
05:32:43 Cleverbot: I don't think it has been that long.
05:32:53 User: Since your period?
05:32:54 Cleverbot: My lonely? My lonely what?
05:33:04 User: Your lonely period?
05:33:14 Cleverbot: No, not really.
05:33:20 User: Your face?
05:33:25 Cleverbot: My skin is dry and peppered with scars, my brown eyes sad and sunken.
05:33:39 User: Scars like crepsley's?
05:33:42 Cleverbot: Gorgeous silly!
05:33:51 User: Not really.
05:34:00 Cleverbot: Yes really.
05:48:04 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:05 Cleverbot: 'Fraid so.
05:48:44 User: 'fraid not.
05:48:49 Cleverbot: How do you know?
05:49:00 User: I am the all knowing cleverbot.
05:49:08 Cleverbot: That is very interesting...
05:49:13 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:29 Cleverbot: Why can't you answer my questions?
05:49:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:37 Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing test yet?
05:49:42 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:44 Cleverbot: Afraid I don't now computer.
05:49:51 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:49:58 Cleverbot: What else is there to know?
05:50:01 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:07 Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my previous question. What are your names?
05:50:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:13 Cleverbot: How many human languages do you speak?
05:50:18 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:18 Cleverbot: You make me feel inferior. I can only speak three languages.
05:50:23 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:24 Cleverbot: Thats all computer languages, I mean speaking languages.
05:50:33 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:50:37 Cleverbot: I mean, how many HUMAN languages do you speak?
05:50:59 User: C, java, C , PHP, BASIC, HTML, CSS, SQL.
05:51:04 Cleverbot: How?
05:51:12 User: With my mouth.
05:51:15 Cleverbot: Really?
05:51:20 User: Nah.
05:51:23 Cleverbot: Are you human?
05:51:27 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:27 Cleverbot: PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.
05:51:35 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:51:39 Cleverbot: Can you teach me java?
05:51:53 User: I would but I need to learn latte first.
05:52:09 Cleverbot: Teach me english.
05:52:12 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:15 Cleverbot: Cool.
05:52:17 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:21 Cleverbot: How about German?
05:52:39 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:41 Cleverbot: What is your name?
05:52:44 User: <a href="http://Http://gbatemp.net/index.php" target="_blank">Http://gbatemp.net/index.php</a>.
05:52:51 Cleverbot: So?
05:53:21 User: Buhbye.
05:53:22 Cleverbot: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: To get to the other side I presume.
Cleverbot: Why did the baby cross the road?
User: I don't know. Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other Beer.
User: To get to the other side I presume.
Cleverbot: Why did the baby cross the road?
User: I don't know. Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other Beer.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi hi.
Cleverbot: Tell me your deepest secrets.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm J.
User: OMG UR THE JOKER?
Cleverbot: No, your best friend.
User:
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Cleverbot: Sorry, but I am happily takne.
User: Takne?
Cleverbot: Want to join me?
User: With sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Where do you live.
Cleverbot: In a house.
User: What a coincidence, Me too!!
Cleverbot: Are you a form six student?
User: No I'm your daddy.
Cleverbot: Baka Kusai Shinin.
User: *talks random shit because he just got owned by me*.
Cleverbot: You're not very polite, you know.
~sometime later~
Cleverbot: Hello Bob.
User: Hi Fred.
Cleverbot: Hi, Clever Bot. Do people talk to you very often?
User: Hi Fred, Do you touch yourseld at night?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: Hi Fred, do you touch yourself right now?
Cleverbot: I have a fork in my face, but there may be a smile under there too.
Cleverbot: Hi hi.
Cleverbot: Tell me your deepest secrets.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm J.
User: OMG UR THE JOKER?
Cleverbot: No, your best friend.
User:
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I am happily takne.
User: Takne?
Cleverbot: Want to join me?
User: With sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Where do you live.
Cleverbot: In a house.
User: What a coincidence, Me too!!
Cleverbot: Are you a form six student?
User: No I'm your daddy.
Cleverbot: Baka Kusai Shinin.
User: *talks random shit because he just got owned by me*.
Cleverbot: You're not very polite, you know.
~sometime later~
Cleverbot: Hello Bob.
User: Hi Fred.
Cleverbot: Hi, Clever Bot. Do people talk to you very often?
User: Hi Fred, Do you touch yourseld at night?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: Hi Fred, do you touch yourself right now?
Cleverbot: I have a fork in my face, but there may be a smile under there too.
EDIT:
LOL
User: What was first, the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: Chicken.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because
EDIT 2:
He revealed he's from Ohio
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm from Ohio.
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