But Moooom, all the other kids are doing it!!

[Veho]

Um.

 

[Veho]

I know!

It's a devious ploy, to slowly lure all the Testing Area people to this new board, and then, WHAM!!!
Um, I mean, return the Testing area to its original purpose. I.e. testing.





"WHAM" IS THE NEW RICK ROLL

 

[Sonicslasher]

I got wham wolled

 

[CockroachMan]

No way dude! They already tried it before with other bands.. No one can beat Rick Ashley!

 

[Veho]

Oh, well... In that case, the WHAM will just stand for us getting swatted with a gigantic mallet.

 

[VVoltz]

"I'm afraid I cannot love".....

 

[Veho]

"I'm afraid I cannot love".....

That is because, before you can pursuit such an abstract and ethereal concept as love, more basic urges get in the way. That is why we must fight those urges, those primal instincts that bar your way to love, for they stand in the way of noble causes. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce. And in order to destroy the urge, we must destroy the source itself. With a gigantic mallet.


Sooo, hammer to the crotch. And a boot to the head, for good measure.