A girl's first time.

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  1. Twiffles
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    A Girls first time, tests if you have a dirty mind. Read it all first!


    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.









    So... what were you thinking? XD
     


  2. iffy525

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    Did you come up with that yourself?
     
  3. Westside

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    I kinda expected it.
     
  4. Linkiboy

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    can i be the dentist in this story
     
  5. Westside

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    I'll be the girl.
     
  6. DarthYoshi

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    I win! I guessed it was a dentist.
     
  7. Little

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    why was the dentist having sex with his patient while pulling teeth, i dun get it!
     
  8. Shinji

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    Its just one more "special service" we offer here at In-Your-Mouth Dentistry [​IMG]

    Ive read that one before, but its a good one none-the-less, Twi [​IMG]
     
  9. Westside

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    I always thought Oral sex was about a couple getting orgasm from reading their favorite books outloud to each other...
     
  10. AWESOME_noob

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    Yup! i got a dirty mind- but whats the dentist got to do with all this?
     
  11. Salamantis

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    [​IMG] I has a dirty mind. I expected it to be something like that tho.
     
  12. Westside

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    Too bad there are only 3 girls in the place I currently reside. :'(
     
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  14. ben_r_

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    No need to read that long lame thing to tell you I have a dirty mind. Ill go ahead and tell you upfront that I do [​IMG]
     
  15. CockroachMan

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    Yep.. that was expected.. still, I laughed at the end [​IMG]
     
  16. scubersteve

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    I think he was counting his hands and a sandwich bag.
     
  17. apb407

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    i actaully guessed a dentist but i think it is because you said that this was a test.
     
  18. paul1991

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    Im a 16 year old boy.
    Need I continue?
     
  19. Gus122000

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    Pen0r before i was reading = 3
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    pen0r once i read the end = 1
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  20. superrob

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    I did mis understand the whole thing allready in the tittle [​IMG]