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A patient today "I got these itchy spots all over my body that don't go away no matter what"

The doctor "you were here 2 days ago, did you try the benedryll like I said?"

Patient "yes and it didn't work, what's wrong with me doctor"

Me "hm, do you notice these only appear on places exposed to the sun?"

Patient "hm, yeah just like my dad. He had this rash that was caused by the sun and treated with this medication - I don't remember the name of it"

Me "hmm you ever think you might have the same thing"

The patient "no"

The doctor "no, let's test for lupus"

Me *wtf*

My family medicine rotation summed up
 

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Good Morning,Doctor.:)
Did you have a quiet night ?
May I maybe give you a coffee ?

This is one of the professions that are very difficult to practice these days.
I admire people like you who continue to do so with dedication and passion.
And not only because of the medical oath.

Thank you.:)
 
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A patient today "I got these itchy spots all over my body that don't go away no matter what"

The doctor "you were here 2 days ago, did you try the benedryll like I said?"

Patient "yes and it didn't work, what's wrong with me doctor"

I wish instead of jumping to things like Benadryl, doctors would suggest natural medications too. I've had rather good success with stinging nettle.

Great job on the diagnosis though. Good doctor :-)
 
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