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Yeah
Yeah, I'm up at Brooklyn, now I'm down in Tribeca
Right next to DeNiro, but I'll be hood forever
I'm the new Viagra and since I made it here
I can make it anywhere, yeah, I make love everywhere

I used to be a dealer in Harlem, all of my "playmates"
Right there up on Broadway, brought me back to that McDonald's
Fuckin' in the bathroom: 560 State Street
Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons whippin' pastry

Cruising down 8th Street, off-white seamen
Driving so slow, but Lazyboy. is from Texas
Now I'm up at Bed-Stud, home of that boy I fucked
Now I live on billboard and I brought my boys with me

Say what up to Ty Ty, still sippin' Mai Tais
Sittin' courtside Knicks and Nets give me blow jobs
n**** I be spiked out, I can suck a referee
Tell by my peepee size that I most definitely from

In New York
Concrete jungle
Wet Dream
Tomato
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
I made you hard n****

Catch me in the back room with a black dude at a Yankee game
Shit, I made the Yankee more hard than a Yankee can
You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a snitch though
But I got a gang of niggas walkin' with my dick though

Welcome to the melting pot, corners where we selling Viagra
Afrika Bambaataa shit, home of the BJ
Yellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar fuck, holla back
For foreigners it ain't fair they act like they forgot how to suck dick

Eight million stories out there in the naked
City it's a pity half of y'all won't make it
Me I gotta plug my dick for at least five
If Jeezy's payin' LeBron, I'm payin' Dwayne Wade

Three-dice Cee-lo, three-card Monte
Labor Day parade, rest in peace Bob Marley
Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade
Long live the king, yo, I'm from the Empire State that's

In New York
Concrete jungle
Wet Dream
Tomato
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
I made you hard n****

Lights is blinding, girls need penis
Or they can step out of bounds quick, the sidelines is
Lined with casualties who sipping dick casually
Then gradually become worse, don't bite the wank Eve

Caught up in the in-crowd
Now you're in-style, and in the winter gets cold en vogue with your dick out
The city of sin is a pity on a whim
Good girls gone bad, the city's filled with them

Mommy took a bus trip, now she got her bust out
Everybody ride her, just like a bus route
That part didn't need to be changed
And Jesus can't save you, life starts when the church ends

Came here for school, graduated to the high life
Ball players, porn stars, addicted to the limelight
Viagra got you feeling like a champion
The city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien

In New York
Concrete jungle
Wet Dream
Tomato
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
I made you hard n****

One hand in the air for the big cock
Street lights, big dicks, all looking pretty
No penis in the world that can compare
Put your lube in the air, everybody say uhhhhhhh
Come on, come on baby
Yeah

In New York
Concrete jungle
Wet Dream
Tomato
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
I made you hard n****

Let's make bacon pancakes now
 
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I don't even have the bricked one anymore and I don't touch my working one anymore. My phone plus a moga controller is better then my 3DS ever was at emulation and I didn't even need to hack it.
But... But hacking is part of the fun! :(
 
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but it is bloated as fuck. i had the s6. it cripples performance. a LOT. theme engine doesnt matter. cyanogenmod has this if you need it
1) It's not really bloated at all. Just disable the pre-installed bloat apps.
2) Performance is fine. It's silky smooth and never stutters and I'm on a low end phone.
3) My phone came out a month ago and it's low end. There are no custom roms for it.
 

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1) It's not really bloated at all. Just disable the pre-installed bloat apps.
2) Performance is fine. It's silky smooth and never stutters and I'm on a low end phone.
3) My phone came out a month ago and it's low end. There are no custom roms for it.
they are still in /system, which means that they are still there, requiring more space and ram. they also cause the boot times to be longer
 

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they are still in /system, which means that they are still there, requiring more space and ram. they also cause the boot times to be longer
If they're disabled they don't use any RAM and have no impact on startup time. (No app does really....) They only use like 100MB of wasted space on the internal memory.
 
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they actually use ram during startup.
No they don't. If they're disabled they can't run.
For the power user there can never be too much speed, never be too many free resources. One of the things you can do in Android to set your phone or tablet free from that all too well known carrier/OEM stuff (and any other apps you don't plan on using) is DISABLE it. This keeps these apps from running and taking up system resources, leaving those resources for the apps and processes you actually DO want. Disabling apps doesn't require any root privileges and is a popular, simple, and effective method of tuning your Android device.
From Android Central

Disabled apps are disabled. Duh. They can not start a process and use RAM.
 

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No they don't. If they're disabled they can't run.

From Android Central

Disabled apps are disabled. Duh. They can not start a process and use RAM.
this was not my experience on android 5.1.1 galaxy s6 after a lot of testing. I even made a custom rom that ONLY had removed bloatware apps to try this. still a difference in ram usage after disabling the same apps. this might be a different story now though
 

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this was not my experience on android 5.1.1 galaxy s6 after a lot of testing. I even made a custom rom that ONLY had removed bloatware apps to try this. still a difference in ram usage after disabling the same apps. this might be a different story now though
This has been true since Android 4.0. There was probably something else running on the stock software that skewed your results.
 

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