[NEW] INCREASE PEEPEE SIZE BY 10X (IMPROVED FORMULA)

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  1. GBAFail
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    Yeah
    Yeah, I'm up at Brooklyn, now I'm down in Tribeca
    Right next to DeNiro, but I'll be hood forever
    I'm the new Viagra and since I made it here
    I can make it anywhere, yeah, I make love everywhere

    I used to be a dealer in Harlem, all of my "playmates"
    Right there up on Broadway, brought me back to that McDonald's
    Fuckin' in the bathroom: 560 State Street
    Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons whippin' pastry

    Cruising down 8th Street, off-white seamen
    Driving so slow, but Lazyboy. is from Texas
    Now I'm up at Bed-Stud, home of that boy I fucked
    Now I live on billboard and I brought my boys with me

    Say what up to Ty Ty, still sippin' Mai Tais
    Sittin' courtside Knicks and Nets give me blow jobs
    Nigga I be spiked out, I can suck a referee
    Tell by my peepee size that I most definitely from

    In New York
    Concrete jungle
    Wet Dream
    Tomato
    These streets will make you feel brand new
    Big lights will inspire you
    Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
    I made you hard nigga

    Catch me in the back room with a black dude at a Yankee game
    Shit, I made the Yankee more hard than a Yankee can
    You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a snitch though
    But I got a gang of niggas walkin' with my dick though

    Welcome to the melting pot, corners where we selling Viagra
    Afrika Bambaataa shit, home of the BJ
    Yellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar fuck, holla back
    For foreigners it ain't fair they act like they forgot how to suck dick

    Eight million stories out there in the naked
    City it's a pity half of y'all won't make it
    Me I gotta plug my dick for at least five
    If Jeezy's payin' LeBron, I'm payin' Dwayne Wade

    Three-dice Cee-lo, three-card Monte
    Labor Day parade, rest in peace Bob Marley
    Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade
    Long live the king, yo, I'm from the Empire State that's

    In New York
    Concrete jungle
    Wet Dream
    Tomato
    These streets will make you feel brand new
    Big lights will inspire you
    Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
    I made you hard nigga

    Lights is blinding, girls need penis
    Or they can step out of bounds quick, the sidelines is
    Lined with casualties who sipping dick casually
    Then gradually become worse, don't bite the wank Eve

    Caught up in the in-crowd
    Now you're in-style, and in the winter gets cold en vogue with your dick out
    The city of sin is a pity on a whim
    Good girls gone bad, the city's filled with them

    Mommy took a bus trip, now she got her bust out
    Everybody ride her, just like a bus route
    That part didn't need to be changed
    And Jesus can't save you, life starts when the church ends

    Came here for school, graduated to the high life
    Ball players, porn stars, addicted to the limelight
    Viagra got you feeling like a champion
    The city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien

    In New York
    Concrete jungle
    Wet Dream
    Tomato
    These streets will make you feel brand new
    Big lights will inspire you
    Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
    I made you hard nigga

    One hand in the air for the big cock
    Street lights, big dicks, all looking pretty
    No penis in the world that can compare
    Put your lube in the air, everybody say uhhhhhhh
    Come on, come on baby
    Yeah

    In New York
    Concrete jungle
    Wet Dream
    Tomato
    These streets will make you feel brand new
    Big lights will inspire you
    Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
    I made you hard nigga

    Let's make bacon pancakes now
     
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  2. SonicCloud

    SonicCloud wash your mouth with soap!

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    instructions not clear
    got peepee stuck in hykem err- iosuhax
     
  3. VinsCool

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    So is your 3ds still fake bricked?
     
  4. GBAFail
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    I don't even have the bricked one anymore and I don't touch my working one anymore. My phone plus a moga controller is better then my 3DS ever was at emulation and I didn't even need to hack it.
     
  5. Tomato Hentai

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    actually north korea. please send help
    But... But hacking is part of the fun! :(
     
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  6. GBAFail
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    Currently playing Yoshi's Island on gpSP (RetroArch) with Android 6.0. No framedrops at all. I can even play PS1 games. My phone was $130 and the controller was $22. So it was even cheaper then an n3DS. :P
     
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  7. mgrev

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    what phone?
     
  8. GBAFail
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    Samsung Galaxy Express Prime with a Moga Hero Power
     
  9. mgrev

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    what rom?
     
  10. GBAFail
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    What? Stock touchwiz.
     
  11. mgrev

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    touchwiz is cancer
     
  12. GBAFail
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    Touchwiz has been fine since the S5/Note 4. It even has a built in theming engine now. It's smooth as butter.
     
  13. mgrev

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    but it is bloated as fuck. i had the s6. it cripples performance. a LOT. theme engine doesnt matter. cyanogenmod has this if you need it
     
  14. GBAFail
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    1) It's not really bloated at all. Just disable the pre-installed bloat apps.
    2) Performance is fine. It's silky smooth and never stutters and I'm on a low end phone.
    3) My phone came out a month ago and it's low end. There are no custom roms for it.
     
  15. mgrev

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    they are still in /system, which means that they are still there, requiring more space and ram. they also cause the boot times to be longer
     
  16. GBAFail
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    If they're disabled they don't use any RAM and have no impact on startup time. (No app does really....) They only use like 100MB of wasted space on the internal memory.
     
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    they actually use ram during startup.
     
  18. GBAFail
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    No they don't. If they're disabled they can't run.
    From Android Central

    Disabled apps are disabled. Duh. They can not start a process and use RAM.
     
  19. mgrev

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    this was not my experience on android 5.1.1 galaxy s6 after a lot of testing. I even made a custom rom that ONLY had removed bloatware apps to try this. still a difference in ram usage after disabling the same apps. this might be a different story now though
     
  20. GBAFail
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    This has been true since Android 4.0. There was probably something else running on the stock software that skewed your results.