Xbox One bootrom exploit!

What should I call my super awesome exploit!?


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What is it?
I'm working on a totally awesome bootrom exploit for Xbox One, and including a CFW installer with it!
What can I do with a bootrom exploit?
  • Install custom firmware
  • Homebrew
  • Backup loaders would be possible, but for some dumb reason I'm going to put obfuscated DRM into my CFW to prevent piracy and ragequit if anyone tries to crack it
  • Emulators (only if the devs promise to put some kind of annoying verification system in them. Remember, piracy of out-of-print games=a lost sale for eBay scalpers!)
  • Booting Linux for some reason
When will you release?
I have no experience in coding, computer hardware or reverse engineering, and I have no proof of concept or planned exploit vector, but there should be an alpha release within the next 2 hours.

How can I help?
You can make banners, icons and gui elements because I promise I'm actually going to release this time! I also need a group of idiots who know even less than I do who will defend me no matter what and insult anyone who has a valid criticism of me or my work. Calling them ungrateful or entitled seems to be pretty effective.
 

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What is it?
I'm working on a totally awesome bootrom exploit for Xbox One, and including a CFW installer with it!
What can I do with a bootrom exploit?
  • Install custom firmware
  • Homebrew
  • Backup loaders would be possible, but for some dumb reason I'm going to put obfuscated DRM into my CFW to prevent piracy and ragequit if anyone tries to crack it
  • Emulators (only if the devs promise to put some kind of annoying verification system in them. Remember, piracy of out-of-print games=a lost sale for eBay scalpers!)
  • Booting Linux for some reason
When will you release?
I have no experience in coding, computer hardware or reverse engineering, and I have no proof of concept or planned exploit vector, but there should be an alpha release within the next 2 hours.

How can I help?
You can make banners, icons and gui elements because I promise I'm actually going to release this time! I also need a group of idiots who know even less than I do who will defend me no matter what and insult anyone who has a valid criticism of me or my work. Calling them ungrateful or entitled seems to be pretty effective.
If this is legitimate, then why is it in the EoF?
Edit: Oh wait, I should properly read posts instead of looking at the title then commenting.
 
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Noob, it's a screenshot of my xbox one running cemu running vwii running usbloader gx. Why would I want to trivialize my work with a meme? Just for that, no release today.
But but I want to play my N64 games scaled up to 4K 128 frames per second. I need my donkey kong country plz release 2day
 

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Yeah, the time I spend willingly typing in gbatemp.net, checking notifications, and writing posts, is time I could have used figuring out how to install notepad++
You could of just asked me. It took me six trillion years and a over night story. I was very happy when I did it though.
 

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