Xbox One bootrom exploit!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Subtle Demise, Jan 10, 2016.

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What should I call my super awesome exploit!?

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  1. Subtle Demise
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    Subtle Demise h

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    What is it?
    I'm working on a totally awesome bootrom exploit for Xbox One, and including a CFW installer with it!
    What can I do with a bootrom exploit?
    • Install custom firmware
    • Homebrew
    • Backup loaders would be possible, but for some dumb reason I'm going to put obfuscated DRM into my CFW to prevent piracy and ragequit if anyone tries to crack it
    • Emulators (only if the devs promise to put some kind of annoying verification system in them. Remember, piracy of out-of-print games=a lost sale for eBay scalpers!)
    • Booting Linux for some reason
    When will you release?
    I have no experience in coding, computer hardware or reverse engineering, and I have no proof of concept or planned exploit vector, but there should be an alpha release within the next 2 hours.

    How can I help?
    You can make banners, icons and gui elements because I promise I'm actually going to release this time! I also need a group of idiots who know even less than I do who will defend me no matter what and insult anyone who has a valid criticism of me or my work. Calling them ungrateful or entitled seems to be pretty effective.
     


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    Should I update?
     
  3. Bubsy Bobcat

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    If this is legitimate, then why is it in the EoF?
    Edit: Oh wait, I should properly read posts instead of looking at the title then commenting.
     
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  4. GalladeGuy

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    Will this allow XboxTwo, PS5, NX, XBPortable, PS Vita3, and 4DS emulation at full speed before any of the consoles or games are even unveiled?
     
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  5. Blue_Mew

    Blue_Mew Shiny Mew!

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    Totes ovbviusly Mamebey e3vehn da nehxt 2 generatiun 2 cum
     
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  6. Subtle Demise
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    No! That's piracy! Anyway, I ran into some trouble, release might be tomorrow.

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    What firmware r u on?
     
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  7. Columbo2811

    Columbo2811 GBAtemp Maniac

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    I'm compiling it now. Are you on Twitter? Will it be ready by Sunday.

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    I'll be one of your idiots as well
     
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    Currently 6.2
     
  9. Subtle Demise
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    Stay there, I'm also working on a way to downgrade to 0.5 alpha, should come out tonight.
     
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  10. Subtle Demise
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    Progress!
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  11. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Behind a screen reading news
  12. Subtle Demise
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    Noob, it's a screenshot of my xbox one running cemu running vwii running usbloader gx. Why would I want to trivialize my work with a meme? Just for that, no release today.
     
  13. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    But but I want to play my N64 games scaled up to 4K 128 frames per second. I need my donkey kong country plz release 2day
     
  14. Subtle Demise
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    Maybe next time you won't act so entitled.:yayone:
     
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  15. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I'll just wait it out on my 9.1 N3DS #9.1JPMASTERACE #PRAYFORHYKEM
     
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  16. Columbo2811

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    Don't pressure him.
     
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  17. Subtle Demise
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    Yeah, the time I spend willingly typing in gbatemp.net, checking notifications, and writing posts, is time I could have used figuring out how to install notepad++
     
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  18. BurningDesire

    BurningDesire GBAtemp Psycho!

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    You could of just asked me. It took me six trillion years and a over night story. I was very happy when I did it though.
     
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  19. Subtle Demise
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    If u help ill put u in the credits
     
  20. Columbo2811

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    My sons 10 he can help. he's nearly 11
     
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