IMAGINE: GBAtemp is a woman

[GameWinner]

Would you date her? Why or why not?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Burn her for witchcraft. And not even feel bad doing it.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Burn the witch!


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She must be a witch, she turned me into a newt!

 

[GameWinner]

I have a feeling that she might talk too much about the Wii U or the next Mario game so ehhhh.

 

[Gahars]

I'd be awkward, walk up to initiate a conversation, then chicken out and walk away at the last second.

Alpha as fuck.

 

[Rydian]

"I HAVE SEEN YOUR INSIDES"

Then I leave.

 

[The Catboy]

Burn the witch!


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She must be a witch, she turned me into a newt!

You don't look like a newt


And no because my answer should be obvious.

 

[BrightNeko]

I'm not a lesbian =< so no would not touch with a 30 foot pole on fire... mainly because the pole would be on fire.

 

[the_randomizer]

Burn the witch!


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She must be a witch, she turned me into a newt!

A newt?

.........I got better.

 

[J-Machine]

well seeing as I'm big on puns when around my friends I'd have to stay away from her to avoid the competition and well she can be kinda unpredictable at times too tbh.

 

[shoyrumaster11]

I would date her for the following:

• Likes Video Games
• Pokemon
• Has got over 9,000 personalities
• Allows me to connect to Facebook
• Very helpful and friendly
• EXTREMELY FUNNY
• SEXY AS!
• ... Can't think of anything else...

 

[Black-Ice]

You know how many people use gbatemp everyday?
Nah she's a slut.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

You know how many people use gbatemp everyday?
Nah she's a slut.

I was just about to say that. Then again she is a Gamer Slut... that aint bad... ish?

 

[chavosaur]

I was just about to say that. Then again she is a Gamer Slut... that aint bad... ish?

She aint never want dat D, she just want yo wii

 

[Engert]

First pickup line should be:

Hey how's it going? I was wondering if i could defrag your hard drive.

 

[FAST6191]

You know how many people use gbatemp everyday?
Nah she's a slut.

Experience is a highly sought after attribute, doubly so when that experience includes guiding the unsure and seeing their skills mature in vastly different, often borderline illegal but oh so fun, ways.

 

[BORTZ]

Could you imagine sleeping with someone after Cometorismo has? I didnt think so.

 

[Rydian]

Also I'm in there.

So that's a thing.

 

[GameWinner]

She aint never want dat D, she just want yo wiiwii

 

[DSoryu]

LOL she should look like this: