If GBAtemp members were dating fictional characters, who would they be dating?

[Hayato213]

I think everyone knows my true love
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[mrdude]

Lara croft, one the newer versions where she looks hot with big perky succulent breasts rather than the 1996 version where she has a pixelated face and triangular shaped gazoombas. If she wasn't unavailable I'd "tag team" the sexy nuns from Hitman Absolution. As I live in reality though and not in a fantasy world I'll just stick to the wife for now as that's about as much as I can handle in the nagging department.

 

[The Catboy]

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She’s already in the waifu pile

 

[Stealphie]

your dad

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Kyle, you idiot!
I CAN FIX HER!


Also:
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ft10 in street fighter 6 right now. prove your dedication

 

[BigOnYa]

I'd date this hot piece ole' ass right here:

 

[Xdqwerty]

I'd date this hot piece ole' ass right here:
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Dating yourself?

 

[BakerMan]

Dating yourself?

someone told him "go fuck yourself", so he did

 

[Xdqwerty]

someone told him "go fuck yourself", so he did

How does somebody fuck themselves?

 

[The Catboy]

Lord Rimuru <3

I don’t care if I will be competing for attention with a dog, I want this this blue haired genderfluid trap <3

 

[BakerMan]

How does somebody fuck themselves?

you ever heard of naruto's shadow clone jutsu?
(note: i haven't seen naruto)

 

[Xdqwerty]

you ever heard of naruto's shadow clone jutsu?

Yes

(note: i haven't seen naruto)

I only watched it bc a friend wanted me to watch it with him

 

[BakerMan]

Yes

that's how

 

[mrdude]

I'd date this hot piece ole' ass right here:
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Ya Ya Ya, I am lorde, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Lorde, Lorde, Ya Ya Ya.

 

[SAIYAN48]

How about BOTW Link?

 

[BakerMan]

and while i know if i let the council decide, it'd be a unanimous Wario,
I'd have to say I'd want to date Samus, she's beautiful, badass, has nice boobs, butt, and thighs, and she has a laser gun
i mean, dayum

 

[Hayato213]

How does somebody fuck themselves?

You want it, you got it.

 

[mrdude]

and while i know if i let the council decide, it'd be a unanimous Wario,
I'd have to say I'd want to date Samus, she's beautiful, badass, has nice boobs, butt, and thighs, and she has a laser gun
i mean, dayum
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Never trust chick that has big feet or hands, "she's" probably a dude in drag.

 

[frozencat]

astolfo

 

[SylverReZ]

astolfo

 

[frozencat]

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lol fr