IMAGINE: GBAtemp is a woman

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by GameWinner, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. GameWinner
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    GameWinner Take your heart

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    Would you date her? Why or why not?
     


  2. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Burn her for witchcraft. And not even feel bad doing it.
     
  3. Ammako

    Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    Burn the witch!


    ...



    She must be a witch, she turned me into a newt!
     
  4. GameWinner
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    GameWinner Take your heart

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    I have a feeling that she might talk too much about the Wii U or the next Mario game so ehhhh.
     
  5. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I'd be awkward, walk up to initiate a conversation, then chicken out and walk away at the last second.

    Alpha as fuck.
     
  6. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    "I HAVE SEEN YOUR INSIDES"

    Then I leave.
     
  7. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ Kneel before the Queen

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    Between insane and insecure
    You don't look like a newt


    And no because my answer should be obvious.
     
  8. BrightNeko

    BrightNeko Popcorn ball

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    I'm not a lesbian =< so no would not touch with a 30 foot pole on fire... mainly because the pole would be on fire.
     
  9. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    A newt?

    .........I got better.
     
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  10. J-Machine

    J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    well seeing as I'm big on puns when around my friends I'd have to stay away from her to avoid the competition and well she can be kinda unpredictable at times too tbh.
     
  11. shoyrumaster11

    shoyrumaster11 GBAtemp Regular

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    With the Thunderjuggling Cugglecats!
    I would date her for the following:

    • Likes Video Games
    • Pokemon
    • Has got over 9,000 personalities
    • Allows me to connect to Facebook
    • Very helpful and friendly
    • EXTREMELY FUNNY
    • SEXY AS!
    • ... Can't think of anything else...
     
  12. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    You know how many people use gbatemp everyday?
    Nah she's a slut.
     
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  13. Ubuntuの刀

    Ubuntuの刀 :^D

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    I was just about to say that. Then again she is a Gamer Slut... that aint bad... ish?
     
  14. chavosaur

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    She aint never want dat D, she just want yo wii :creep:
     
  15. Engert

    Engert I love me

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    First pickup line should be:

    Hey how's it going? I was wondering if i could defrag your hard drive.
     
  16. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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    Experience is a highly sought after attribute, doubly so when that experience includes guiding the unsure and seeing their skills mature in vastly different, often borderline illegal but oh so fun, ways.
     
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  17. BORTZ

    BORTZ "I'm the captain now"

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    Could you imagine sleeping with someone after Cometorismo has? I didnt think so.
     
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  18. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Also I'm in there.

    So that's a thing.
     
  19. GameWinner
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    GameWinner Take your heart

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    :creep:
     
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  20. Dartz150

    Dartz150 GBATemp Official Lolicon Onii-chan™

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    LOL she should look like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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