IMAGINE: GBAtemp is a woman

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Mar 14, 2013
  1. GameWinner
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    Member GameWinner Take your heart

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    Would you date her? Why or why not?
     


  2. Guild McCommunist

    Member Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Burn her for witchcraft. And not even feel bad doing it.
     
  3. Ammako

    Member Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    Burn the witch!


    ...



    She must be a witch, she turned me into a newt!
     
  4. GameWinner
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    Member GameWinner Take your heart

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    I have a feeling that she might talk too much about the Wii U or the next Mario game so ehhhh.
     
  5. Gahars

    Member Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I'd be awkward, walk up to initiate a conversation, then chicken out and walk away at the last second.

    Alpha as fuck.
     
  6. Rydian

    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    "I HAVE SEEN YOUR INSIDES"

    Then I leave.
     
  7. Crystal the Glaceon

    Member Crystal the Glaceon GBAtemp Inkling™ Squishies~

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    You don't look like a newt


    And no because my answer should be obvious.
     
  8. BrightNeko

    Member BrightNeko Popcorn ball

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    I'm not a lesbian =< so no would not touch with a 30 foot pole on fire... mainly because the pole would be on fire.
     
  9. the_randomizer

    Member the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    A newt?

    .........I got better.
     
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  10. J-Machine

    Member J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    well seeing as I'm big on puns when around my friends I'd have to stay away from her to avoid the competition and well she can be kinda unpredictable at times too tbh.
     
  11. shoyrumaster11

    Member shoyrumaster11 GBAtemp Regular

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    I would date her for the following:

    • Likes Video Games
    • Pokemon
    • Has got over 9,000 personalities
    • Allows me to connect to Facebook
    • Very helpful and friendly
    • EXTREMELY FUNNY
    • SEXY AS!
    • ... Can't think of anything else...
     
  12. Black-Ice

    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    You know how many people use gbatemp everyday?
    Nah she's a slut.
     
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  13. Ubuntuの刀

    Member Ubuntuの刀 :^D

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    I was just about to say that. Then again she is a Gamer Slut... that aint bad... ish?
     
  14. chavosaur

    Reporter chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    She aint never want dat D, she just want yo wii :creep:
     
  15. Engert

    Member Engert I love me

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    First pickup line should be:

    Hey how's it going? I was wondering if i could defrag your hard drive.
     
  16. FAST6191

    Reporter FAST6191 Techromancer

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    Experience is a highly sought after attribute, doubly so when that experience includes guiding the unsure and seeing their skills mature in vastly different, often borderline illegal but oh so fun, ways.
     
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  17. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    Could you imagine sleeping with someone after Cometorismo has? I didnt think so.
     
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  18. Rydian

    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Also I'm in there.

    So that's a thing.
     
  19. GameWinner
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    Member GameWinner Take your heart

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    :creep:
     
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  20. Dartz150

    Member Dartz150 GBATemp Official Lolicon Onii-chan™

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    LOL she should look like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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