Hm, nice joke, but it's a bit too old now, like John A. Macdonald. This joke is funny since it's misleading, but we've had that enough, but I love this thread since you discovered this joke, Max.
But now, lets head over to John A. Macdonald.
HE IS A GOOD MAN, DAMNIT. I FEEL FUCKING SORRY FOR HIM.
So, I'm gone to History in school now, so I've learnt quite a bit about politics and Canada.
John A. Macdonald's parents were poor. Whilst being poor, they sent John to Boarding school some time in 1820. I have no idea when he was born, but whatever. John worked for some prominent lawyer in during his teenager years, then became a lawyer, famous, went into politics, became the first Prime Minister of Canada. During his days, his wife was sick and her first child died 13 months later after his death. His second son was born in 18[something] named Hugh John. John A.'s wife died in her illness, and with depression John became an alcoholic.
Now, since misleading jokes are old, that's why I brought JOHN up, now i'm gonna add history to most of my EoF posts, damnit.