What's that actor's name you totally look alike? Please, read my mind
How to get a girlfriend without going out?
Did you knew France has meetic-like website specialized for geeks? lol
But I'm a cheap bastard and don't want to pay to browse these kind of non serious website's profiles.
This thread needs less conversation and more advice giving
Bortz, I was able to put out the flames with my tongue, but my feet are still nailed to the floor and I have a test in Physics tomorrow. How will I be able to pass my test?
Thats easy. I would suggest getting eye lash extensions. Work on your cute eyes. Keep up to date with the latest fashion trends. Oh! Make sure to work on your "bend and snap". Practice by dropping something, bend over with your rear high high in the air, and SNAP back up
I actually dont think you need much more advice. Most chicks love douches from douchville. And by most, I mean 100% of girls love ripped dudes who treat them like dirt. Thats how they like it. Just remember the 3 rules, treat girls like doors.
1. Tap it
2. Twist it
3.Shut it out of your life.
oh and
What's that actor's name you totally look alike? Please, read my mind
How to get a girlfriend without going out?
Did you knew France has meetic-like website specialized for geeks? lol
But I'm a cheap bastard and don't want to pay to browse these kind of non serious website's profiles.
Haha im not Sean Spencer from Psych if thats what youre meaning.
Girls are usually found outside. So thats kinda a problem if you are looking for one without leaving home.
My best guess is to join a video uh site. or something where chicks dance on webcams. Or a cheap (free) eHarmony knock off site. Maybe.
Boost your ego and inflate it the same way you use that penis pump and smear your ji- uh opinions around, dont sound like a child and be cool.
Also post in your thread and put a link in your sig.
Its actually not that hard. Just stay out of trouble, dont stir up any. Even if someone starts crap with you, dont fight back. Flamewars and fanboyism wont get you anywhere. Id say you are well on your way.
And dont compare yourself to me. Im not even that cool. Im 22 and i live with my parents lol. You can be so much more than i could ever be.
Look at McGuild doing my job for me. And a pretty good one at that. Maybe i can retire early.
Im gonna go into srs mode here.
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Ok dude. Lets take a look.
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Be a useful member to this community!
Honestly. Stop posting in here so much. If your EoF post count exceeds your actual post count, You are like a busted condom. You are a drain on this society. Even if you are a lurker, get out and lurk moar. Post every once and a while. Give back to this forum. We value our members, and our community here. And out community here is only as good as its members. If all our members are good for are making really shitty joke topics, we might as well be 9gag.
There is your answer dude. Honestly, people arent gonna like you if you keep making sitting joke topics. Wrath of DD isnt gonna make anyone like you. You have ONE ribbon. You dont understand how this community works, so become part of it. THEN someday, someone might pick up on your humor.
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