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zidane_genome

My sword has a +2 bleeding... wanna test it out?
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For most people, I am happy that they are killing thousands of potential offspring... I say if you need a licence to drive, you should need a licence to reproduce... it's alot more dangerous!
 

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Makruh or Mukrah?

And... R4man18, I guess you're still 13, aren't you? and you don't fap since... the last 4 minutes? That, or your balls are all full with rotten fluids and the size of melons.
 

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What does a "God" think is better:
- Grab your wife at the end of the day and ram it into her (even though she doesn't want to), because you need to get rid of some "protein"?
- You just quietly do it with yourself occasionally like a pee on the toilet, cause you like the feel and don't want to bother other people?
 

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I'll never stop jerkin' the gerkin'! NEVER!
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