You need to stop jerkin...

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May 19, 2008

You need to stop jerkin... by Westside at 10:03 PM (2,595 Views / 0 Likes) 32 replies

  1. Westside
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    Imam Ali says: "one who masturbates commits a sin equal to killing me eighty times"

    [​IMG] As if puppies weren't enough...

    Is he /b/tard? [​IMG]
     


  2. Man18

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    Stopped when I was 13. Dead kitten (guess for you puppy) free!
     
  3. Narin

    Former Staff Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!

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    Fact, 95% of people who say they don't masturbate are liars. ;p
     
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    Former Staff TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Did you get that fact from Masturbators Monthly?
     
  5. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Silly extremist muslims!
     
  6. Narin

    Former Staff Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!

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    Nah, from its sister magazine, Masturbators Daily edition.
     
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    95% of statistics aren't true [​IMG]
     
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    more like 95% of statistics don't tell the full story. you need more info behind them.
     
  9. Westside
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    100% of statistics are statistics. [​IMG]
     
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    What about FOX news stats?
     
  12. Westside
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    Guys, you need to stay on topic. [​IMG]
     
  13. anime_junkie

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    Yeah srsly. We were talking about A Song of Ice and Fire. Right?

    Or were we talking about hercules beetles... I don't remember...
     
  14. OSW

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    Jerkin your Gherkin is healthy!
     
  15. Man18

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    door lock was removed when i was 13. i was caught smoking some green stuff.

    addition. yes it was bone monkey.
     
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    Then I guess You've been on a killing spree Westside!
     
  17. Westside
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    I'm not a Shi'ite, I'm a Sunni, where Masturbation is simply Mukrah.
     
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    orly? I never knew that
     
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    If abortion is okay than jerkin is fine.
     
  20. Narin

    Former Staff Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!

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    Buy..everyime you wank..you kill thousands of potential babies! At least get one of those pastry bags that chefs use to store the stuff. Then at night, sneak into people's houses and frost a few girls up. This way the precious seed doesn;t go to waste.

    By the way, Moral Orel is awesome.
     

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