1. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    Imam Ali says: "one who masturbates commits a sin equal to killing me eighty times"

    [​IMG] As if puppies weren't enough...

    Is he /b/tard? [​IMG]
     
  2. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac
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    Stopped when I was 13. Dead kitten (guess for you puppy) free!
     
  3. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    Fact, 95% of people who say they don't masturbate are liars. ;p
     
  4. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising
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    Did you get that fact from Masturbators Monthly?
     
  5. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Silly extremist muslims!
     
  6. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    Nah, from its sister magazine, Masturbators Daily edition.
     
  7. Ferrariman

    Ferrariman Hip-Flop and cRap
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    95% of statistics aren't true [​IMG]
     
  8. OSW

    OSW Wii King
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    more like 95% of statistics don't tell the full story. you need more info behind them.
     
  9. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    100% of statistics are statistics. [​IMG]
     
  10. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.
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    -- Homer Simpson
     
  11. Ferrariman

    Ferrariman Hip-Flop and cRap
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    What about FOX news stats?
     
  12. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    Guys, you need to stay on topic. [​IMG]
     
  13. anime_junkie

    anime_junkie GBAtemp Fan
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    Yeah srsly. We were talking about A Song of Ice and Fire. Right?

    Or were we talking about hercules beetles... I don't remember...
     
  14. OSW

    OSW Wii King
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    Jerkin your Gherkin is healthy!
     
  15. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac
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    door lock was removed when i was 13. i was caught smoking some green stuff.

    addition. yes it was bone monkey.
     
  16. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear
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    Then I guess You've been on a killing spree Westside!
     
  17. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    I'm not a Shi'ite, I'm a Sunni, where Masturbation is simply Mukrah.
     
  18. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear
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    orly? I never knew that
     
  19. King Zargo

    King Zargo I'm a Star
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    If abortion is okay than jerkin is fine.
     
  20. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    Buy..everyime you wank..you kill thousands of potential babies! At least get one of those pastry bags that chefs use to store the stuff. Then at night, sneak into people's houses and frost a few girls up. This way the precious seed doesn;t go to waste.

    By the way, Moral Orel is awesome.
     
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