I should also say War of the Worlds. While not the worst movie ever made, it was vastly overrated. The acting wasn't bad and the special effects were great, but the rest of it was bullcrap. Seriously, everyone is getting gunned down by this pin-point, 110% accurate laser and Tom Cruise over here somehow gains the speed of Eusane fucking Bolt and is able to escape it? And he somehow comes up with all these amazing escapes and goddamn action stunts that fucking Rambo can't even do? Serious bullshit. And it's not even authentic to the book. The book took place in what, early 1900's? 4-stars my ass.
Oh yeah, and there's Fun With Dick and Jane with Jim Carrey in it. Probably the worst comedy I've ever seen. It wasn't funny at all. I half-chuckled maybe once in the movie. The only funny thing in it was making porno names like "Fun With My Dick in Jane" for it.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot pretty much anything made by the Wayans brothers. They should be kept away from cameras. Every movie they make is just not funny. It's hard to explain without saying something racist, if you dig what I mean.
EDIT 2: Also, PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG! It was dumb as shit. Three hours of my life wasted. If I want Peter Jackson to waste any of my time it should have me glued to my TV watching Lord of the Rings. It was terrible. Overly drawn out, and trying to incorporate a fucking love/bestiality fantasy story between Anne and Kong was probably the dumbest thing I've seen in a loooong time. It did have the insect pit, which was omitted from the original, classic, 1933 movie (mainly because of costs and how hard it would be to do in that day and age), but that doesn't save an utter shit ride of a movie. I personally wanted to stab myself in the penis when they had the scene of Kong and Anne ice skating in Central Park.
Oh yeah, and there's Fun With Dick and Jane with Jim Carrey in it. Probably the worst comedy I've ever seen. It wasn't funny at all. I half-chuckled maybe once in the movie. The only funny thing in it was making porno names like "Fun With My Dick in Jane" for it.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot pretty much anything made by the Wayans brothers. They should be kept away from cameras. Every movie they make is just not funny. It's hard to explain without saying something racist, if you dig what I mean.
EDIT 2: Also, PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG! It was dumb as shit. Three hours of my life wasted. If I want Peter Jackson to waste any of my time it should have me glued to my TV watching Lord of the Rings. It was terrible. Overly drawn out, and trying to incorporate a fucking love/bestiality fantasy story between Anne and Kong was probably the dumbest thing I've seen in a loooong time. It did have the insect pit, which was omitted from the original, classic, 1933 movie (mainly because of costs and how hard it would be to do in that day and age), but that doesn't save an utter shit ride of a movie. I personally wanted to stab myself in the penis when they had the scene of Kong and Anne ice skating in Central Park.