Worst Movies Ever Made

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Dec 29, 2009

Worst Movies Ever Made by Lolz at 11:17 PM (2,486 Views / 0 Likes) 30 replies

  1. Lolz
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    Meet the Spartans (2008)
    My Rating 3/10

    Why: Because its Completely Random and a retarded ending.


    Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
    My Rating 2.1/10

    Why:Ugh Don't get me started




    Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakel (2009)
    My Rating 1.5/10

    Why: I didn't even see this movie and i know the it Sucks.



    House of the Dead (2004?)
    My Rating 1.1/10


    Why: Horrible Take on Resident Evil





    Son Of The Mask (Oh My God This movie sucks so much that it is the Leading Cause of Poverty and Starvation)
    My Rating 1.2 /10


    Why: Well what else is there to say















    Pay It Forward
    My Rating 2.3/10



    Why: My God What Was Hollywood thinking






    The Fog (2005)

    My Rating 1.2./10



    Why: ...............








    I'm Tired of this Sh-t
     


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    aren't that ratings too subjective? if you wanted really to rate these movies you had to stay objective and consider more different factors for an serious evaluation. didn't see the any of the listed films but can remember that the ratings weren't that bad.
    know far cry by uwe boll? watch this movie and you will know how bad movies can get:.
     
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    I wanna bang the female chipmunks.
     
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    If you ask me, the Chipmunk movies weren't so bad. I saw the first one on a school trip, I saw The second one on Saturday. hey both weren't that bad.
     
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    Shazam!

    For fuck's sake, it had Shaq as a genie who lived in a boombox who taught basketball. There's not much worse than that unless it's Nazi propaganda movies.
     
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    Of recent movies, Gamer was horrible. The camera is all over the place, as if they are stuck in the introduction scene for the entire thing. Everything was just thrown together and called a movie. And not in the good way of "well at least it's still a good senseless action movie" way either, it wasn't even that.
     
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    You have no idea what "camera is all over the place" means until you've seen Cloverfield. I felt like the guy kept having seizures while being inflicted with Parkinson's the entire way through the movie. Thank God he got eaten in the end (oops, spoiler).

    On that note, Cloverfield was fucking terrible. It was so unrealistic, a shitty camera (even for an amateur cameraman that was bad; no diversity of shots), terrible storyline (oh wow, a monster attacks New York, who knew?), and a terrible ending (spoiler: the nuke New York City). It gave me chronic diarrhea.
     
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    Forgot to mention Clovershit. All the characters do is bitch
     
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    It wasn't a take on resident evil at all, it was an adaptation of the video game, although it wasn't that great, i dont think it deserves a 1.1/10...


    am yet to see Farcry but am interested, I dont mind Boll's movies every now and then, I think that the 1st bloodrayne movie, although it had an unexlplained story and ended abruptly, it had a very gamey feel to it, i think postal was great, very true to the game.
     
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    this thread is only his opinion
    in my case, bullshit
     
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    Most of Uwe Boll's films. Even though like I said, Alone in the dark was pretty bad but its definitely not the worst film of all time, ive seen WAY worse.

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    Lake Placid 2

    Never even heard of the first one, but my friend's wife made us watch this made-for-tv piece-of-shit.

    It's the only time I've seriously given a movie the MST3K treatment on first viewing.



    (Any of you who don't know what MST3K is.....for shaaaame! Go look it up!)
     
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    I am Legend pure garbage...what is with that car in the beginning full tank of gas somehow and drifting around
    debri and other shit flying at like 80mph where da fuck is he goin..... [​IMG]
     
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    Cloverfield was actuclly pretty good untill the end

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Paranormal Activity was interesting but not as scary as EVERYONE said it was it was crap
     
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    The last movie of Superman
     
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    Speaking of superman which one had him screaming like a bitch when lois burned up in the lava then high as a kite
    he flew backwards around the planet and time went in reverse and she lived we all know her ass was grass or dust
    maybe.... fail
     
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    Let's not overlook the fact that the movie completely missed the entire point of the title of the story.

    My list of the worst movies I've ever seen:
    Battlefield Earth - Never in my life have I ever walked out on a movie in the theater, except for when I saw this fucking piece of Scientology shit.
    Gigli starring Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck - Not even Jennifer's yoga scene could save this cinema fail. Hell, her yoga scene wasn't even all that. You'd think that with badasses like Al Pacino and Christopher Walken also in this movie, it would be reputable. Total letdown.
    Both of the Street Fighter movies - The one in 1994 with Jean-Claude Van Damme and the one in 2009 with Kristen Kreuk.
    Dragonball Evolution - Thank god I pirated that one. It doesn't deserve a single dollar of revenue. If I were a mod on this forum, a direct download for this movie would be the only illegal link I would allow people to post. I'm still waiting for James Wong to publicly apologize for this one.
    Hulk (2003) - WTF is up with Nick Nolte's character?
    Super Mario Bros. (1993) - Whose idea was it to give the Koopas tiny-ass heads?!

    Movies I haven't seen, but if you like them then FUCK YOU:
    From Justin to Kelly starring Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson
    Glitter starring Mariah Carey
    Crossroads starring Britney Spears
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? [​IMG]
     
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    I almost went [​IMG] because I thought you meant the one from the 80's with Ralph Macchio for a split second!

    Hmmm, my worst films ever are (and this is quite hard because I'm entertained by some films that people reeeeeeally hate) :

    Combat Shock - Only Troma film I never liked.
    The 13th Floor - The Australian one from 1988.
    Alot of the most recent Stephen Segal films
    Disaster Movie - The people who made this should have been tortured on telly so they could actually provide some kind of entertainment.
    Planet of the Apes (Tim Burton) - I usually love Tim Burton, and the opening of the film was great, but this was just rubbish.
    Poseidon - The remake of The Poseidon Adventure. Dull, lacked any characters that you could sympathise to and had none of what made the original great.
    The Titanic - Yeah I know I'll get grief for this one, but I found it long, boring and full of filler. The sinking was great, but my god the rest of it was just boring.
    Hardware - Never enjoyed this at all.
    Dust Devil - Idiotic, over-confused and tried to be too many things at once.
    Driller Killer - Everyone's favourite horror classic, well except mine. Was made just to shock, and it wasn't really that shocking.
    I Spit On Your Grave - No you don't, I piss on yours for making this complete and utter pile of bollocks.
    Any of the Guinea Pig films bar Flowers of Flesh and Blood.
    Santa Sangre - Just didn't get it. Weird as hell, and not even very entertaining.
    El Topo - Supposed to have some kind of great philosophical meaning, it was just a very confused and over-reaching spaghetti western to me.
    Boiling Point - The single most boring performance from Dennis Hopper ever.
    The Hitman - I usually love Jet Li, he's not as great as Donnie Yen but still pretty amazing, but this was just utter shite.
    The Last House on Dead End Street - Porn director tries his hand at making a Last House on the Left type film.
    Snuff - See above.
    The Last House on the Left (2009 remake) - No, bad film makers, no. Keep away from those cameras.
    The Wicker Man (remake) - If I could punch the people who did this remake I would.
    Bangkok Dangerous - Piss poor remake of Full Time Killer, which was an oustanding film.

    There's more, but I can't remember the titles. Will post more when I do.
     

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