Wise words from a drunkie or a junkie

[Noctosphere]

Alright everyone, let's share your best wise words.
Rule #1 the wise words in question must be coming from a drunk person or a drugged person.


Let's a go

The one to throw the first rock will be the one to drink the last beer

There are people who see the glass half empty, other will see it half full
Personally, i drink in a bottle.

Lets a go

 

[K3Nv2]

Don't live life in my path, I might rob you.

 

[CoolMe]

In life you need to suck it up, just like with this drink, otherwise you'd be a pussy.

 

[AncientBoi]

Nev [hiccup] er go hoome wiiffff a stanger [hic cup]., yOul eend u[hiccup]p sweeping aaaalone. zzzzzzzzzz

 

[slaphappygamer]

Sometimes we need to take a step back to move forward.

 

[The Catboy]

If you give me some drugs, I will show you my feet

 

[Hayato213]

If you give me some drugs, I will show you my feet

Offer that to @JuanMena

 

[BigOnYa]

If you go to bed drunk, then dream of a toilet, DO NOT USE IT!

 

[slaphappygamer]

Just don’t even try to do it!

 

[DinohScene]

Drugs, they work! Haha trust me I've been on them for years!

 

[Hayato213]

If you give me some drugs, I will show you my feet

Oh that is easy, offer your feet picture to JuanMena he will send you drugs .

 

[Noctosphere]

Lawyers hope you get sued
Doctors hope you get sick
Cops hope you get killed
But only thieves hope you get rich


Reading a book is actually looking at a dead tree while hallucinating