This screams "I've only spent 1 minute using Windows 8/8.1".
A), you can get rid of booting to metro.
B), every browser has stable builds on 8/8.1, no idea where you get "ONLY USING IE
". There's desktop mode browsers and addons and shit and whatever and there have been for agggggggggggges.
C), Open Office has been supported on 8 for aggggggggggggggggggggggggggges as well, I used it when I first got my Windows 8 install
D), Typing with all touch keyboards is shit. Pro tip, use a physical keyboard
As I continue to read your inherent shitpost, I have to ask. Are you talking about Windows RT or something? Are you complaining about an ARM device not having x86 apps? Are you just...stupid?