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  1. TPi
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    TPi One Tired Raccoon

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    once upon a time it was christmas eve

    it was good

    the end...?

    NO WAIT

    COMING

    THIS SUMMER

    ONE MAN

    ONE DREAM

    ONE TRAIL...TO VICTORY

    THEY TRIED TO KEEP HIM DOWN

    THEY TOLD HIM HE COULD NEVER MAKE IT

    THEY

    WERE

    WRONG

    HE HAS TRAINED FOR YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS POINT

    HE HAS PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE

    FOR ONE MISSION

    HIS OWN SON TOLD HIM HE WAS NEVER THERE

    HE MUST PROVE TO HIS SON

    NO

    TO HIMSELF

    THAT HE HAS NOT BECOME HIS FATHER

    HIS WIFE TOLD HIM IT WAS CRAZY

    TOO DANGEROUS

    TOO RISKY

    THE STAKES WERE TOO HIGH

    BUT

    TO ONE MAN THE STAKES WERE JUST RIGHT

    GOING ALL-IN IN THE NO-LIMIT POKER TOURNAMENT

    OF LIFE

    THE HAT STORE TOLD HIM HE WAS LOST

    THEY TOLD HIM THAT THEY DIDNT SELL DONUTS

    THEY TOLD HIM THE DONUT SHOP WAS NEXT DOOR

    BUT ONE MAN FOUGHT FOR TRUTH

    ONE MAN ATE A LINCOLN-STYLE HAT JUST TO PROVE TO THE GODS THAT HE KNEW THE WAY TO REDEMPTION

    ONE MAN WAS SICK FOR DAYS WITH SEVERE STOMACH COMPLICATIONS

    LIFE WAS BLEAK

    ONE DOCTOR STARED AT XRAYS FOR ONE WEEK IN DISBELIEF

    THIS DELAY COULD HAVE KILLED THE PATIENT

    BUT

    NO

    HE PROVED THEM WRONG

    ONE STOMACH DIGESTED ONE HAT

    ONE MAN WAS OUT TO PROVE THAT HE HAD THE BILE OF A PRIME 20-YEAR OLD

    HIS COACH TOLD HIM TO GIVE UP

    HE TOLD HIM THAT IT WASNT LIKE THE OLD DAYS

    BUT THE PRESENT WILL FIGHT THE PAST IN THIS ALL-OUGHT BRAWL OF THE CENTURY

    WORKING LIKE A BEAST IN THE FOREST OF DRAMA IN AN UNFAMILIAR WORLD WHERE EVIL RULES ALL AND DEATH IS ALWAYS BREATHING DOWN THE NECK OF JUSTICE IN THE TURTLENECK OF DESPAIR TUCKED HAPHAZARDLY IN THE SMOKING JACKET OF WAR AND THE WINDBREAKER OF DESIRE

    ONE MAN BEATS THE ODDS

    IN A TIME WHEN ODDS ARE UNBEATABLE

    THE ODDS BEAT THEMSELVES AND THE MAN PUTS IT ALL ON THE LINE OF FATE IN THE TRIPLE OVERTIME GAME THAT HIS OWN BROTHER IS IN CHARGE OF IN THE STADIUM OF GLORY JUXTAPOSED UPON THE MIRROR IMAGE OF THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE

    CHILDREN FLEE AT THE SIGHT OF ONE MAN

    ONE MAN HAS A FACE LIKE THE DEVIL IN THIS DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD IN WHICH ONE MAN CAN ENTER AFTER YEARS OF RETIREMENT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

    RECORDS ARE BROKEN

    HISTORY IS REMADE

    RECORDS ARE REPLACED BY CDS AND THEN BY DIGITAL MEDIA

    DRM IS MADE

    DRM IS BROKEN

    PEOPLE ARE UNSETTLED

    REFRESHMENTS RUN OUT IN THE MEETING OF A LIFETIME WITH

    FEW

    BREAKS

    AND THE LINE AT THE RESTROOM IS LIKE SUPER LONG AND YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO BE BACK IN THERE AND MARCUS FROM ACCOUNTING IS BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND HOGGING THE STALL I MEAN SERIOUSLY COME ON MAN YOURE ALWAYS IN THERE, I MEAN, ALWAYS, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME KIND OF CONDITION MAN, YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING, THATS JUST NOT NORMAL, BUT I GUESS ITS BETTER THAN WAITING IN LINE AT THE LADIES RESTROOM, THAT MUST BE THE WORST, I MEAN, CONSIDERING THAT, IM IN THE CARPOOL LANE IN THE BATHROOM LINE, METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, JEEZ

    ONE MAN HAS AN 'ACCIDENT' IN THE 'DIAMOND LANE' OF 'LIFE'

    ONE PAIR OF PANTS IS 'DESTROYED'

    THIS SUMMER

    BE THERE

    OR BE

    DEAD

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  2. science

    science science rules

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  3. TPi
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    TPi One Tired Raccoon

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    sup
     
  4. science

    science science rules

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    killa movie
     
  5. TPi
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    TPi One Tired Raccoon

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    thanks bro i appreciate it
     
  6. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Two thumbs up! I laughed, I cried, I examined my hat hungrily!
     
  7. TPi
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    TPi One Tired Raccoon

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    thats a cool smilie youre a cool guy
     
  8. science

    science science rules

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    this one time i went to the movies

    because my teachers were dating

    ad then my teachers boss came in

    and they got me because they didt want it to be a

    one of thse things that they have the job cause theyre dating

    so they got me

    and i was at the movies
     
  9. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    ..and you my friend are a very clever fellow!

    One smart fellow, he felt smart.
    Say that five times fast.
    That's one of my favorite hahas.
     
  10. science

    science science rules

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    jajaja i couldnt get it on the first try jaja

    he smelt fart hahahajajaja


    oman i am tired
     
  11. Dirtie

    Dirtie :'D

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  12. TPi
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    TPi One Tired Raccoon

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    dirtie you card
     
  13. Devante

    Devante Crescent fresh at best.

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    Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your bowtie?
     
  14. tshu

    tshu On epic journey, brb.

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    u r.
     
  15. tshu

    tshu On epic journey, brb.

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    ONE MAN.


    ONE PORCUPINE.


    ONE BURRITO.
     
  16. tshu

    tshu On epic journey, brb.

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  17. OSW

    OSW Wii King

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    I Understand.
     
  18. Qpido

    Qpido Call me Q.

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    Grown men and their silly putty [​IMG] .

    Q~
     
  19. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    I wish I had that much silly putty.
     
  20. dafatkid27

    dafatkid27 GBAtemp Fan

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    u r all silly