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once upon a time it was christmas eve

it was good

the end...?

NO WAIT

COMING

THIS SUMMER

ONE MAN

ONE DREAM

ONE TRAIL...TO VICTORY

THEY TRIED TO KEEP HIM DOWN

THEY TOLD HIM HE COULD NEVER MAKE IT

THEY

WERE

WRONG

HE HAS TRAINED FOR YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS POINT

HE HAS PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE

FOR ONE MISSION

HIS OWN SON TOLD HIM HE WAS NEVER THERE

HE MUST PROVE TO HIS SON

NO

TO HIMSELF

THAT HE HAS NOT BECOME HIS FATHER

HIS WIFE TOLD HIM IT WAS CRAZY

TOO DANGEROUS

TOO RISKY

THE STAKES WERE TOO HIGH

BUT

TO ONE MAN THE STAKES WERE JUST RIGHT

GOING ALL-IN IN THE NO-LIMIT POKER TOURNAMENT

OF LIFE

THE HAT STORE TOLD HIM HE WAS LOST

THEY TOLD HIM THAT THEY DIDNT SELL DONUTS

THEY TOLD HIM THE DONUT SHOP WAS NEXT DOOR

BUT ONE MAN FOUGHT FOR TRUTH

ONE MAN ATE A LINCOLN-STYLE HAT JUST TO PROVE TO THE GODS THAT HE KNEW THE WAY TO REDEMPTION

ONE MAN WAS SICK FOR DAYS WITH SEVERE STOMACH COMPLICATIONS

LIFE WAS BLEAK

ONE DOCTOR STARED AT XRAYS FOR ONE WEEK IN DISBELIEF

THIS DELAY COULD HAVE KILLED THE PATIENT

BUT

NO

HE PROVED THEM WRONG

ONE STOMACH DIGESTED ONE HAT

ONE MAN WAS OUT TO PROVE THAT HE HAD THE BILE OF A PRIME 20-YEAR OLD

HIS COACH TOLD HIM TO GIVE UP

HE TOLD HIM THAT IT WASNT LIKE THE OLD DAYS

BUT THE PRESENT WILL FIGHT THE PAST IN THIS ALL-OUGHT BRAWL OF THE CENTURY

WORKING LIKE A BEAST IN THE FOREST OF DRAMA IN AN UNFAMILIAR WORLD WHERE EVIL RULES ALL AND DEATH IS ALWAYS BREATHING DOWN THE NECK OF JUSTICE IN THE TURTLENECK OF DESPAIR TUCKED HAPHAZARDLY IN THE SMOKING JACKET OF WAR AND THE WINDBREAKER OF DESIRE

ONE MAN BEATS THE ODDS

IN A TIME WHEN ODDS ARE UNBEATABLE

THE ODDS BEAT THEMSELVES AND THE MAN PUTS IT ALL ON THE LINE OF FATE IN THE TRIPLE OVERTIME GAME THAT HIS OWN BROTHER IS IN CHARGE OF IN THE STADIUM OF GLORY JUXTAPOSED UPON THE MIRROR IMAGE OF THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE

CHILDREN FLEE AT THE SIGHT OF ONE MAN

ONE MAN HAS A FACE LIKE THE DEVIL IN THIS DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD IN WHICH ONE MAN CAN ENTER AFTER YEARS OF RETIREMENT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

RECORDS ARE BROKEN

HISTORY IS REMADE

RECORDS ARE REPLACED BY CDS AND THEN BY DIGITAL MEDIA

DRM IS MADE

DRM IS BROKEN

PEOPLE ARE UNSETTLED

REFRESHMENTS RUN OUT IN THE MEETING OF A LIFETIME WITH

FEW

BREAKS

AND THE LINE AT THE RESTROOM IS LIKE SUPER LONG AND YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO BE BACK IN THERE AND MARCUS FROM ACCOUNTING IS BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND HOGGING THE STALL I MEAN SERIOUSLY COME ON MAN YOURE ALWAYS IN THERE, I MEAN, ALWAYS, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME KIND OF CONDITION MAN, YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING, THATS JUST NOT NORMAL, BUT I GUESS ITS BETTER THAN WAITING IN LINE AT THE LADIES RESTROOM, THAT MUST BE THE WORST, I MEAN, CONSIDERING THAT, IM IN THE CARPOOL LANE IN THE BATHROOM LINE, METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, JEEZ

ONE MAN HAS AN 'ACCIDENT' IN THE 'DIAMOND LANE' OF 'LIFE'

ONE PAIR OF PANTS IS 'DESTROYED'

THIS SUMMER

BE THERE

OR BE

DEAD

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this one time i went to the movies

because my teachers were dating

ad then my teachers boss came in

and they got me because they didt want it to be a

one of thse things that they have the job cause theyre dating

so they got me

and i was at the movies
 

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