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MC D was a famous rapper who had millions of fans and dollars. He was known for his catchy beats and clever rhymes. He had everything he wanted in life: fame, fortune, and fast food.

One day, he decided to go to McDonalds for lunch. He drove his shiny red Ferrari to the nearest drive-thru and ordered a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke. He paid with his platinum credit card and waited for his food.

As he was waiting, he saw a group of kids on the sidewalk. They were wearing his merchandise and listening to his music on their phones. They recognized him and started cheering and waving at him.

"Yo yo yo! It's MC D!" one of them shouted.

"Can we get your autograph?" another one asked.

"Sure thing, kids," MC D said with a smile. He rolled down his window and signed their shirts, hats, and posters. He also gave them some stickers and CDs.

"Thanks, MC D! You're the best!" the kids said.

"No problem, kids. Enjoy the music," MC D said.

He rolled up his window and drove away with his food. He felt good about himself. He loved making people happy with his music.

He parked his car in a nearby lot and opened his bag of food. He took out his Big Mac and unwrapped it. He was about to take a bite when he noticed something odd.

There was a note inside the bun.

He took out the note and read it:

Dear MC D,

We are big fans of your music. We think you are very talented and inspiring. We also think you are very unhealthy.

You eat too much junk food and drink too much soda. You don't exercise or take care of yourself. You are putting your health at risk.

We don't want you to die young from a heart attack or diabetes. We want you to live long and make more music for us.

That's why we have replaced your Big Mac with a veggie burger, your fries with carrot sticks, and your Coke with water.

We hope you don't mind this little prank. We did it because we care about you.

Please eat more fruits and vegetables, drink more water, and exercise more often.

Your health is important to us.

Sincerely,

Your fans at McDonalds
 

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Chat gpt tldr

MC D, a rapper, visited McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke. While waiting, he met some fans who recognized him. Later, he found a note in his Big Mac that encouraged him to eat healthier, along with a veggie burger, carrot sticks, and water. The note urged him to take care of his health, exercise, and consume more fruits and vegetables.
 
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Chat gpt tldr

MC D, a rapper, visited McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke. While waiting, he met some fans who recognized him. Later, he found a note in his Big Mac that encouraged him to eat healthier, along with a veggie burger, carrot sticks, and water. The note urged him to take care of his health, exercise, and consume more fruits and vegetables.
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