The "Your Mother Is So Fat" Game

[SirSweeps]

Your mom has one arm and swims in circles...

 

[Domination]

Your momma's so fat that her sigh was mistaken for another North Korea nuclear test.

 

[Cablephish]

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speak is wookie

Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard turn Left.


QUOTE(SirSweeps @ Jul 2 2009, 05:37 AM)

Your mom has one arm and swims in circles...

These aren't fat jokes you losers. GTFO

 

[ENDscape]

Yo momma is so fat not even kirby can suck her in

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur momma's so fat, when she knocked on the world trading center, the september 11 attacks were caused by her knocks.

ur mooma's so fat when she jumped in the swimming pool, she caused a tsunami

 

[OSW]

Your mama's so fat, that when she went skydiving she didn't require a parachute because she was already on the ground.

EOF FK YEAH!

 

[Domination]

Your momma's so fat, she could watch all of Aerosmith's world tour sitting at one spot!

 

[tj_cool]

Your momma's so fat, she could watch all of Aerosmith's world tour sitting at one spot!

Its called television

 

[Domination]

Your momma's so fat, she could watch all of Aerosmith's world tour sitting at one spot!

Its called television

But because of your mommas size, the tv was smashed yesterday.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Yo momma's so Phat, she can't even upgrade to a Lite. (I know, I stole Hadrian's joke)

 

[Domination]

Your mommas so fat that she isn't allowed to enter Singapore.

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Yo mama got a glass eye with a goldfish.

 

[iPikachu]

Your mommas so fat that she isn't allowed to enter Singapore.

your mother's so fat she couldn't see singapore

 

[Domination]

She lives here.

Your mommas so fat that she is actually a secret biological weapon for US

 

[iPikachu]

hmm..
your mother's so fat even china wasn't big enough for her

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur momma's so fat, she was mistaken for mt everest

 

[Domination]

hmm..
your mother's so fat even china wasn't big enough for her

Oh, but Russia is more than enough, at least a country can hold her, not like yours

Your momma's so fat, she is banned from the milky way galaxy by the almighty forces of gods etc.

Sad you, can't even see your mum.

 

[iPikachu]

its your country too

your mother's so fat, when she sat on the floor singapore crumbled into the sea.

 

[Domination]

Then why are you not fcking dead too? LIAR.

Your momma's so fat that a hundred million godzilla army couldn't even scratch her layers of blub!

 

[DarkRey]

your daddy is so fat that he will start a major global meltdown whenever he farts!!