The "Your Mother Is So Fat" Game

[Domination]

Your momma's so fat that she will cause a worlwide pr0n industry breakdown when she posts her video online!

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mama's teeth are so buck, she can chew an ear of corn through a picket fence.

 

[Domination]

Yo mama's so unlucky, she got you as her child (just joking no offence, really)

But wasb't it about how super duper extremely undescribably fat your momma is? Whats with the teeth.

Your momma's so fat, she needed average size dentures to fit into half of her one tooth.

 

[jesuschristmonke]

But wasb't it about how super duper extremely undescribably fat your momma is? Whats with the teeth.

Yes it was, but I took it to it's logical conclusion given yo mama's general neglect of hygiene. Like how her armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Come on people, just 'Yo momma's so fat' jokes, nothing else...

 

[TrolleyDave]

Your mom's so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused flooding in Japan.

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur momma's so fat, she was mistaken for atlantis who sank beneath the ocean

 

[Davess]

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, sharks swam around her singing, "We are family!"

Posts merged

Yo mama is so fat that when she wore a red dress, people yelled, "Hey Koolaid Man!"

And also, thanks much Hadrian for dedicating this thread to me.

best one's!!!

 

[VVoltz]

Your momma is so fat Jabba the Hutt said "daamn!"
Your momma is so fat Obi Wan Kenobi said: "That's no moon, that's your momma"

Recycled ones I know.

Here is an original one:

Your momma is so fat Google Maps doesn't work with her, the bandwith is not enogh to "upload her".

=P

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur momma's so fat, she doesnt exist in our world. there's too little atoms 2 bring her to reality.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Your mom's so fat she is the big bang theory.

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur mum's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[IchigoNoTenshi]

Your mother is so fat... she's just fat.
Excuses are for the imaginative...

OR, if you prefer something imaginative;
Your mum is so fat, whenever she steps on the scales the screen says "One at a time, please".

 

[Domination]

Your mommas so fat, the entire universe is inside her womb.

 

[NintendoLover64]

your momma is so fat that the earth lost out of its orbit and headed torwards the sun

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Yo momma is so fat, she needs two buses to take her to work...one for her and one for her lunchbox.

 

[IchigoNoTenshi]

Your mama's so fat, that when she went clothes shopping, the clerks told her that she should get belt size 'equator'.

 

[Domination]

Your momma's so fat, people climbed her instead of everest

 

[ThetaSigma10]

Yo Mamma's so fat, she bungee jumped into the grand canyon and got stuck

 

[fgghjjkll]

ur momma's so fat, global warming is due to the high methane she produces.