The what if Machine

[cwstjdenobs]

The nation would be bust 'cause even if we did make anything, we'd pirate that as well. I'd put myself forward for the thankless job of king but Vimes would go spare.

What if all the cats disappeared?

 

[monkat]

Then all women (well, they all do now, but still) would turn to the next fluffiest, cutest, and most cozy animal around to cuddle: Monkat.

What if all pokémon had shuckle's face?

 

[rastsan]

I wouldn't exist (birthsign)
thus this answer wouldn't either, hmmm.
What if the next big computing breakthrough was an injection that put a organic computer system throughout your entire body?

 

[PeregrinFig]

They already have that, they call it the nervous system.

What if it turned out the world really was flat, but due to energy distortion it and all other planets just appear to be round from space?

 

[Sop]

Then I would ride a boat off the edge.

What if I was 30?

 

[monkat]

You'd still be an 11 year old where it really counts

What if everyone switched bodies after sex?

P.S. I'm assuming only like...Rastamatsan or w/e the fuck his name is will answer this.