Pick three items to place in front of a cashier to confuse them the most.

[x65943]

Is the assumption that it was for someone else?!

For Adolf Hitler ofc

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

Exactly. Screwing a pineapple sounds way painful.

Probably worse coming out than going in.

And with this, I have reached my yearly quota on imagining a pineapple in my bum, and the repercussions of this brave but foolish decision.

Which is to say nothing of whether you go fronds first, or butt-end to butt.

Questions for next year.

 

[SylverReZ]

For Adolf Kanye Hitler West ofc

 

[tabzer]

For Adolf Hitler ofc

Well then, it's a perfectly reasonable purchase then. Now I am confused.

 

[AncientBoi]

Camcorder
Dildo
Poly Grip?

 

[SylverReZ]

Camcorder
Dildo
Poly Grip?

That's your room setup, right?

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

Camcorder
Dildo
Poly Grip?

I think you are ready to launch your OnlyFans. It's your moment. Sieze it and hold it. Just like Poly Grip.

 

[tabzer]

I think you are ready to launch your OnlyFans. It's your moment. Sieze it and hold it. Just like Poly Grip.

Please give us this, @gbatemp

 

[AncientBoi]

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Please give us this, @gbatemp

Here's a bigger one for you. lol

 

[tabzer]

Here's a bigger one for you. lol

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We need bigger; the best!

 

[CoolMe]

GhostLatte's choice of words.

Except there's no candy, there never was any.. There's a light bulb tho

 

[Hayato213]

Except there's no candy, there never was any.. There's a light bulb tho

There is Chocolate Candy for you if you want it.

 

[CoolMe]

There is Chocolate Candy for you if you want it.

Dareusemyownspellagainstmepotter.jpg

 

[Hayato213]

Dareusemyownspellagainstmepotter.jpg

 

[CoolMe]

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You ever dance with the long chocolate dildo?

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

Pregnancy test
Snorkel
Industrial floor vac with hose and nozzle attachments

 

[Hayato213]

You ever dance with the long chocolate dildo?

So you a dildo now?

 

[Noctosphere]

Chainsaw
Garbage bags
Shovel
...
Totally the next day they reported a missing person on news in the area

 

[FAST6191]

at least he is considerate and bought the vaseline,

imagine if the third item was bengay

Not icy hot or fiery jackp?

Anyway I am above winding up the basic drooler at a till. That is to say I much prefer to wind up people that know something instead -- magnesium, aluminium and iron (or iron oxide) for a basic example (basic ingredients for thermite for the unaware).
Did however neglect to consider a sense of humour failure in one occasion and now I have to go two towns over to buy my chemicals.

 

[SylverReZ]

So you a dildo now?