Pick three items to place in front of a cashier to confuse them the most.

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Exactly. Screwing a pineapple sounds way painful.
Probably worse coming out than going in.

And with this, I have reached my yearly quota on imagining a pineapple in my bum, and the repercussions of this brave but foolish decision.

Which is to say nothing of whether you go fronds first, or butt-end to butt.

Questions for next year.
 
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at least he is considerate and bought the vaseline,

imagine if the third item was bengay
Not icy hot or fiery jackp?

Anyway I am above winding up the basic drooler at a till. That is to say I much prefer to wind up people that know something instead -- magnesium, aluminium and iron (or iron oxide) for a basic example (basic ingredients for thermite for the unaware).
Did however neglect to consider a sense of humour failure in one occasion and now I have to go two towns over to buy my chemicals.
 
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