Pick three items to place in front of a cashier to confuse them the most.

[WalterSlovotsky]

Simple rules. Three items only. Pick any store.

What three items could you put in front of an innocent and unaware cashier to cause them to question everything about life?

Laxatives
An ice cream scoop
A box of ice cream cones, and a knowing wink

 

[rcpd]

Confuse them, or creep them out? Yours is creepy and not confusing. My 3 would be:

- A cast iron skillet
- Baby oil
- Steel toed boots

 

[linuxares]

Moving to EOF

 

[impeeza]

Whipped cream
A pack of white briefs
And a corkscrew

 

[x65943]

Pet store:

Snake
Coller
Leash

 

[impeeza]

A traditional one:
Duck Tape
Rope
Rose

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

A pregnancy test
Pack of wire hangers
Congratulations card

 

[tabzer]

Some wholesale club:

Turkey
Small trampoline
Jumbo plastic bat (red or orange, not yellow)

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

A pineapple
A jar of Vaseline
A prayer book

 

[IC_]

100 pack of 20 Ohm resistors
24V power supply
Pair of alligator clips

 

[tabzer]

A pineapple
A jar of Vaseline
A prayer book

That wouldn't confuse me. That'd terrify me.

 

[x65943]

That wouldn't confuse me. That'd terrify me.

at least he is considerate and bought the vaseline,

imagine if the third item was bengay

 

[CoolMe]

1 - Shovel
2 - Barbie doll
3 - Rope

 

[impeeza]

1 - Shovel
2 - Barbie doll
3 - Rope

 

[SylverReZ]

- Dildo
- Pot of Vaseline
- Book of Bible Black

 

[Veho]

Nintendo Switch
Candy
Unmarked van

 

[SylverReZ]

Nintendo Switch
Candy
Unmarked van

GhostLatte's choice of words.

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

- Dildo
- Pot of Vaseline
- Book of Bible Black

I am hoping the dildo would be more easily accommodated than a fresh pineapple.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

 

[tabzer]

at least he is considerate and bought the vaseline,

imagine if the third item was bengay

Is the assumption that it was for someone else?!

 

[SylverReZ]

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Exactly. Screwing a pineapple sounds way painful.