Pick three items to place in front of a cashier to confuse them the most.

[SylverReZ]

Yellow?

 

[Jayinem]

Used condom
Half drank glass of water
A baby

 

[AncientBoi]

Used condom
Half drank glass of water
A baby

[shuts up about the first one]

 

[SylverReZ]

Used condom
Half drank glass of water
A baby

(reported to the FBI for child endangerment)

 

[Hayato213]

Used condom
Half drank glass of water
A baby

You ain't funny son.

 

[WalterSlovotsky]

I need an adult.

 

[impeeza]

Chainsaw
Garbage bags
Shovel
...
Totally the next day they reported a missing person on news in the area

Was about to put the the items that Spanish guy buy on a tailand, but I dont know if is so dark humor

 

[slaphappygamer]

The post office:

-Book of stamps
-Packing peanuts
-Bag of pennies

 

[mrdude]

1: Woke or left wing based literature (or both)
2: 5 litres of gasoline.
3: Box of matches.

 

[VinsCool]

Blue Gatorade
Blue Windex
Beer Pong kit featuring 50 Plastic Beer Cups and 50 PingPong Balls

 

[gudenau]

From my experiences:
A golden dollar
A $2 bill
A half dollar

 

[Noctosphere]

From my experiences:
A golden dollar
A $2 bill
A half dollar

Back in the time of the Canadian Dominion, we had strange money such as the half-cent or the two cents.

 

[slaphappygamer]

At the auto shop

Rope
A chair
And gasoline

*Cashier says, “our chairs are not for sale, sir”

*I cry

 

[gudenau]

Back in the time of the Canadian Dominion, we had strange money such as the half-cent or the two cents.

Yeah but you can still use mine to pay. :V

 

[Hayato213]

Let see

1. SylverRez
2. X65943 using SylverRez PFP
3. Hayato213 using SylverRez PFP

with the gbatemp users being the cashier.

 

[Noctosphere]

Yeah but you can still use mine to pay. :V

It was possible here too not too long ago. But one would be crazy to pay with a 2 cents token, since in a shop, the token value will be of 2 cents.