The Love of my life.

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  1. Awdofgum
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    So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
     
  2. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    you should listen to some Aphex Twin.
     
  3. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    if that was some vague reference to how she screwed you, im lost
     
  4. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    so, even a Ninja with faulty touch screen whos playing Taisen can go wrong,
    what about me?
     
  5. superkris

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    A month older, what a granny!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. Fiddy101

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    Dude that is soo old are in to older women
     
  7. ShadowXP

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    you know lately i've just been drifting from day to day and i keep seeing weird things that just make me think "what the fuck is going on with the world" and this is today's what the fuck of the day i mean for real.

    can't make this shit up!
     
  8. Awdofgum
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    well, you have to have seen the Reese's Puffs Cereal commercial.
     
  9. Salamantis

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] That made my laugh!
     
  10. ShadowXP

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    is that all we're bothered about these days, reduced to taking the piss out of crappy cereal adverts? jesus christ we're all screwed.
     
  11. Awdofgum
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    Okay, but if you saw that commercial you'd know why this is funny, nevermind i guess i phail [​IMG]
     
  12. Westside

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    Yeah, you kinda fail even if we got the joke.
     
  13. VVoltz

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    Hold on there, I have to pick up my brain from the floor, I dropped it with the second "Reese" mention.
     
  14. Sc4rFac3d

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    Link to the video commercial? [​IMG]
     
  15. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    I saw, I laughed, I left, I went to the bathroom, took a crap, used a roll a toilet paper...wait what are we talking about?
     
  16. c2ironfist

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    I've never had zipper for breakfast before.. wonder where I can some
     
  17. Awdofgum
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    i looked for one earlier, all i found was parody videos; gh3y...
     
  18. Linkiboy

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    You mean she didn't get scared and say "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air?"
     
  19. yuyuyup

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    thought it was funny, and I'm usually a dick
     
  20. Awdofgum
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    well it was already implied without the need to say.