The Love of my life.

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Awdofgum, Nov 27, 2007.

Nov 27, 2007

The Love of my life. by Awdofgum at 8:58 PM (1,366 Views / 0 Likes) 19 replies

  1. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
     
  2. test84

    Member test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2006
    Messages:
    3,685
    Location:
    Iran, Tehran.
    Country:
    Iran
    you should listen to some Aphex Twin.
     
  3. xcalibur

    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2007
    Messages:
    3,166
    Location:
    Sacred Heart
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    if that was some vague reference to how she screwed you, im lost
     
  4. test84

    Member test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2006
    Messages:
    3,685
    Location:
    Iran, Tehran.
    Country:
    Iran
    so, even a Ninja with faulty touch screen whos playing Taisen can go wrong,
    what about me?
     
  5. superkris

    Member superkris GBAtemp Regular

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2005
    Messages:
    141
    Location:
    Quebec
    Country:
    Canada
    A month older, what a granny!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. Fiddy101

    Fiddy101 Newbie

    Dude that is soo old are in to older women
     
  7. ShadowXP

    Member ShadowXP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    3,430
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    you know lately i've just been drifting from day to day and i keep seeing weird things that just make me think "what the fuck is going on with the world" and this is today's what the fuck of the day i mean for real.

    can't make this shit up!
     
  8. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    well, you have to have seen the Reese's Puffs Cereal commercial.
     
  9. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2007
    Messages:
    1,945
    Country:
    Canada
    [​IMG] [​IMG] That made my laugh!
     
  10. ShadowXP

    Member ShadowXP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    3,430
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    is that all we're bothered about these days, reduced to taking the piss out of crappy cereal adverts? jesus christ we're all screwed.
     
  11. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    Okay, but if you saw that commercial you'd know why this is funny, nevermind i guess i phail [​IMG]
     
  12. Westside

    Member Westside Sogdiana

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2004
    Messages:
    2,905
    Location:
    Guantanamo bay
    Country:
    Uzbekistan
    Yeah, you kinda fail even if we got the joke.
     
  13. VVoltz

    Member VVoltz The Pirate Lord

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2002
    Messages:
    2,727
    Location:
    USA
    Country:
    Bolivia
    Hold on there, I have to pick up my brain from the floor, I dropped it with the second "Reese" mention.
     
  14. Sc4rFac3d

    Member Sc4rFac3d GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2005
    Messages:
    1,629
    Country:
    Netherlands
    Link to the video commercial? [​IMG]
     
  15. Sonicslasher

    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2005
    Messages:
    2,230
    Location:
    Richmond, VA
    Country:
    United States
    I saw, I laughed, I left, I went to the bathroom, took a crap, used a roll a toilet paper...wait what are we talking about?
     
  16. c2ironfist

    Member c2ironfist GBAtemp Fan

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2007
    Messages:
    308
    Country:
    Canada
    I've never had zipper for breakfast before.. wonder where I can some
     
  17. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    i looked for one earlier, all i found was parody videos; gh3y...
     
  18. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

    Joined:
    May 14, 2006
    Messages:
    4,888
    Country:
    United States
    You mean she didn't get scared and say "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air?"
     
  19. yuyuyup

    Member yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2006
    Messages:
    3,303
    Location:
    USA MTN timezone
    Country:
    United States
    thought it was funny, and I'm usually a dick
     
  20. Awdofgum
    OP

    Member Awdofgum Wadofgum

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,884
    Country:
    United States
    well it was already implied without the need to say.
     

Share This Page