KNEEL BEFORE GAHARS: An Open Letter to GBAtemp
Today I speak to you not as a fellow temper, but as a god among mortals. That is right; I have bested Costello in the field of battle, and have assumed his title as Grand Master Overlord of GBAtemp!
Do you demand proof? Then bear witness to my glory!
A flawless victory indeed!
I shall now rule this province with an iron fist. Here are my decrees!
1) All references to JRPGs and Nintendo products shall be cleansed from the site! The "GBA" in the site's title will stand for "Gahars, Bad Ass" from henceforth.
2) All posts must contain at least one decent pun, subject to review by a panel including only myself. Failure to follow this decree will result in death.
3) I don't know, we could tidy the place up a bit. How about some greens and reds? It's seasonal!
4) As your newKing Grand Master Overlord, I am to be given a courtly welcomed at all times. "All hail Gahars!" would be fine, though I will accept "Hail yes!" as well.
(Now, like any good tyrannical dictator, I will need a steady supply of lackeys with questionable allegiances. If you think you fit the part, feel free to PM me your audition tape. Eliminations will begin next week, so get on it!)
Weep, GBAtemp, as I crush your precious freedoms under the heel of my boot. Weep, yes, weep for all it's worth... in fact, I beg you do cry!
Fear,
Gahars
Today I speak to you not as a fellow temper, but as a god among mortals. That is right; I have bested Costello in the field of battle, and have assumed his title as Grand Master Overlord of GBAtemp!
Do you demand proof? Then bear witness to my glory!
A flawless victory indeed!
I shall now rule this province with an iron fist. Here are my decrees!
1) All references to JRPGs and Nintendo products shall be cleansed from the site! The "GBA" in the site's title will stand for "Gahars, Bad Ass" from henceforth.
2) All posts must contain at least one decent pun, subject to review by a panel including only myself. Failure to follow this decree will result in death.
3) I don't know, we could tidy the place up a bit. How about some greens and reds? It's seasonal!
4) As your new
(Now, like any good tyrannical dictator, I will need a steady supply of lackeys with questionable allegiances. If you think you fit the part, feel free to PM me your audition tape. Eliminations will begin next week, so get on it!)
Weep, GBAtemp, as I crush your precious freedoms under the heel of my boot. Weep, yes, weep for all it's worth... in fact, I beg you do cry!
Fear,
Gahars