The Lion King Is Dead! Long Live The King!

[Gahars]

KNEEL BEFORE GAHARS: An Open Letter to GBAtemp

Today I speak to you not as a fellow temper, but as a god among mortals. That is right; I have bested Costello in the field of battle, and have assumed his title as Grand Master Overlord of GBAtemp!

Do you demand proof? Then bear witness to my glory!

A flawless victory indeed!

I shall now rule this province with an iron fist. Here are my decrees!

1) All references to JRPGs and Nintendo products shall be cleansed from the site! The "GBA" in the site's title will stand for "Gahars, Bad Ass" from henceforth.

2) All posts must contain at least one decent pun, subject to review by a panel including only myself. Failure to follow this decree will result in death.

3) I don't know, we could tidy the place up a bit. How about some greens and reds? It's seasonal!

4) As your new King Grand Master Overlord, I am to be given a courtly welcomed at all times. "All hail Gahars!" would be fine, though I will accept "Hail yes!" as well.

(Now, like any good tyrannical dictator, I will need a steady supply of lackeys with questionable allegiances. If you think you fit the part, feel free to PM me your audition tape. Eliminations will begin next week, so get on it!)

Weep, GBAtemp, as I crush your precious freedoms under the heel of my boot. Weep, yes, weep for all it's worth... in fact, I beg you do cry!

Fear,
Gahars

 

[Hyro-Sama]

All hail Gahars!

I guess that's what Costello gets for Lion down on the job.

 

[Gahars]

All hail Gahars!

I guess that's what Costello gets for Lion down on the job.

The panel deems this post acceptable.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Weep, GBAtemp, as I crush your precious freedoms under the heel of my boot.

No! My freedom is going to Heel!

 

[Gahars]

No! My freedom is going to Heel!

This too is deemed acceptable.

 

[chyyran]

I pledge fealty to you, My Lord.

ALL HEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEL GAHARS!

 

[Gahars]

I pledge fealty to you, My Lord.

ALL HEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEL GAHARS!

 

[Veho]

2) All posts must contain at least one decent pun, subject to review by a panel including only myself. Failure to follow this decree will result in death.

That seems a bit harsh, couldn't you settle for a les severe punishment?

 

[Black-Ice]

1) All references to JRPGs and Nintendo products shall be cleansed from the site! The "GBA" in the site's title will stand for "Gahars, Bad Ass" from henceforth.

o.o

SCREW YOU GAHARS
POKEMONS 4 EVAR
COME AT ME BRO

Resistance.
Black-Ice

 

[emigre]

Does this mean Gahars has to pay all the server costs now?

 

[Gahars]

Obviously money will be raised by converting the delicious tears of JRPG/Nintendo lovers into a fuel source. Let's call it... petrolleum?

 

[emigre]

Obviously money will be raised by converting the delicious tears of JRPG/Nintendo lovers into a fuel source. Let's call it... petrolleum?

I prefer Ibegyoudon'tcryium.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Take example, shitposters. (you know who you are)

THIS is a proper EoF thread. Top notch, Gahars.

 

[BORTZ]

You think im going to just take this lion down?

 

[chavosaur]

Cmon Gahars, its hard to make puns about lions, Be a little Simba-thetic...

 

[Black-Ice]

Cmon guys...Such paw puns,

 

[DJPlace]

the movie is WAY better then this topic...

 

[Gahars]

the movie is WAY better then this topic...

Your name, number, home address, and place of employment please.

Don't worry, I just want to send a reply directly to your kneecaps.

 

[Fear Zoa]

I'm 100% okay with this, we need more puns on the homepage.

 

[Deleted-236924]

This too is deemed acceptable.

Let's make a queue to the boot (booth) where you swear your loyalty to the new order.