Know Your Temps: Shlong

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Not to give you the shaft, shlong, but it looks like this session of subjugation Know Your Temps has reached completion.

Thanks for participating and responding to our questions, legitimate and shabbily disguised penis jokes alike.
 
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I'll just get straight to the point, how big is your Shlong?
The whole thing about becoming yip and changing names... I used to imagine you as a penis with that username, now I imagine a hairy penis. How does that make you feel?
 
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