The Lion King Is Dead! Long Live The King!

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Nov 15, 2012
  1. Gahars
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    Member Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    KNEEL BEFORE GAHARS: An Open Letter to GBAtemp

    Today I speak to you not as a fellow temper, but as a god among mortals. That is right; I have bested Costello in the field of battle, and have assumed his title as Grand Master Overlord of GBAtemp!

    Do you demand proof? Then bear witness to my glory!

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    A flawless victory indeed!

    I shall now rule this province with an iron fist. Here are my decrees!

    1) All references to JRPGs and Nintendo products shall be cleansed from the site! The "GBA" in the site's title will stand for "Gahars, Bad Ass" from henceforth.

    2) All posts must contain at least one decent pun, subject to review by a panel including only myself. Failure to follow this decree will result in death.

    3) I don't know, we could tidy the place up a bit. How about some greens and reds? It's seasonal!

    4) As your new King Grand Master Overlord, I am to be given a courtly welcomed at all times. "All hail Gahars!" would be fine, though I will accept "Hail yes!" as well.

    (Now, like any good tyrannical dictator, I will need a steady supply of lackeys with questionable allegiances. If you think you fit the part, feel free to PM me your audition tape. Eliminations will begin next week, so get on it!)

    Weep, GBAtemp, as I crush your precious freedoms under the heel of my boot. Weep, yes, weep for all it's worth... in fact, I beg you do cry!

    Fear,
    Gahars
     


  2. Hyro-Sama

    Member Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    All hail Gahars!

    I guess that's what Costello gets for Lion down on the job.
     
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  3. Gahars
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    The panel deems this post acceptable.
     
  4. Ammako

    Member Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    No! My freedom is going to Heel!
     
  5. Gahars
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    Member Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    This too is deemed acceptable.
     
  6. Ron

    Member Ron somehow a weeb now.

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    I pledge fealty to you, My Lord.

    ALL HEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEL GAHARS!
     
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  8. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    That seems a bit harsh, couldn't you settle for a les severe punishment?
     
  9. Black-Ice

    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    o.o

    SCREW YOU GAHARS
    POKEMONS 4 EVAR
    COME AT ME BRO

    Resistance.
    Black-Ice
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  10. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Does this mean Gahars has to pay all the server costs now?
     
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  11. Gahars
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    Obviously money will be raised by converting the delicious tears of JRPG/Nintendo lovers into a fuel source. Let's call it... petrolleum?
     
  12. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    I prefer Ibegyoudon'tcryium.
     
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  13. TwinRetro

    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Take example, shitposters. (you know who you are)

    THIS is a proper EoF thread. Top notch, Gahars.
     
  14. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    You think im going to just take this lion down?
     
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  15. chavosaur

    Reporter chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    Cmon Gahars, its hard to make puns about lions, Be a little Simba-thetic...
     
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    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Cmon guys...Such paw puns,
     
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  17. DJPlace

    Member DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    the movie is WAY better then this topic...
     
  18. Gahars
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    Your name, number, home address, and place of employment please.

    Don't worry, I just want to send a reply directly to your kneecaps.
     
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  19. Fear Zoa

    Member Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    I'm 100% okay with this, we need more puns on the homepage.
     
  20. Ammako

    Member Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    Let's make a queue to the boot (booth) where you swear your loyalty to the new order.
     

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