The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[nxwing]

Granted. You lose your Wii U Gamepad instead.

I wish I had enough money

 

[keven3477]

granted, you didn't specify for what or where so 1.30$ usd is enough money for you
I wish I can control time without time being changed or ended

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You can now control your alarm clock.

I wish Nintendo would release LoZ: Four Swords Anniversary Edition next year for LoZ's 30th Anniversary for free.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. Everything's DLC.

I wish I had games for my GBA SP.

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You have games for your GBA SP but they were countefeit and onenof them had a bomb inside and it exploded while your playing.

I wish I get an invite for Shoutbox 2.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You get an invite, but all it is is a box you shout into. Only two were made.

I wish I had the REAL Sega Dreamcast prominently displayed in the thrift store that exists and will always exist in my hometown that will also exist and always exist and the Dreamcast was working, I had everything I needed to play it in perfect working condition, I had a working television with the right input that is the perfect size, and my house that does exist and always will had power. The power did not go out and my house is disaster proof. Also I am immortal.

 

[nxwing]

Granted. But you realize it was shitty.

I wish for the world to be in pieces

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted. But you realize it was shitty.

I wish for the world to be in pieces

Granted, the world is a jigsaw puzzle that gets put back together in five minutes as part of an interstellar competition

I wish I didn't have to clean

 

[keven3477]

granted, you never clean anymore, you eventualy live in a house where it gets dirtier by the day, but you never clean it.

I wish i was less lazy in life

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You drink too much coffee and accidentally soak yourself in an important business meeting.

I wish that thrift stores bought things for more.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted. You drink too much coffee and accidentally soak yourself in an important business meeting.

I wish that thrift stores bought things for more.

Granted. They give you the exact same amount of money, but in pennies

I wish my sister wasn't hogging the iPad so I could avatar

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. There is now no iPad to hog.

I wish that I owned every retro game console on earth

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you have no games for it.

I wish I was smarter.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You're so smart you kill yourself because you can't relate to anyone.

I wish I was more original.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You get a small bump on your face that makes you more original, and ugly.

I wish I was perfect.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. Same deal with the smart thing.

I wish I was good at investing money

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You know when not to invest. Otherwise, every time you invest, you get your money back minus the investment fees.

I wish I could sleep now. Even though it is 19:53

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You fall asleep, FOREVER

I wish I wasn't afraid of the dark

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you become afraid of the light.

I wish I had good gift ideas.

 

[keven3477]

granted, you give out good gift that you are invited to lots of parties per day just to bring a gift

I wish the world was in chaos