The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[VinsCool]

Granted, It's july soon(tm)

I wish I could have more redbull.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You get so much red bull that you get a heart attack and barely survive.

I wish I would get started on my two assignments due tomorrow :/

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but would need to close the gbatemp tab

I wish I could focus more in my C book and do my paper on it instead of wasting m time on this forum.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Gbatemp stops working for a year, and you have plenty of time to focus.

I wish my PC didn't just die. >.> uuughhhh it just haaad to happen didn't it?

 

[keven3477]

granted your computer comes back to life, but it contains many viruses making it hard to use

I wish I have time travel powers like vins

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You go back in time and vins takes your time capsule back, and leaves his password protected one in the past.

I wish I moved last year.

 

[keven3477]

granted, last year you moved an inch from were you were originally standing.

I wish I didn't make mistakes

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You are abducted by the government and stuck with answering questions all day and never making mistakes. As a reward, you don't die.
You also don't make the mistake of rebelling.

I wish I had a good taste in music

 

[keven3477]

granted, you decide to eat music cd's and records

I wish I was moderately welthy in terms of money and set for life

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you are eternally depressed.

I wish post secondary school was not as expensive as it is

 

[keven3477]

granted, the cost for post secondary school (college) dropped for a hundred dollars , its still expensive

I wish I have photographic memory but I can forget what I don't want to remember

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. Your entire life is terrible and you want to forget all of it, so you do.

I wish I was as cool as Vins

 

[keven3477]

granted, you become as cool as vinscool but then you realize you are only cool on the internet

I wish I had time to continue my ds homebrew project

 

[migles]

granted, you become as cool as vinscool but then you realize you are only cool on the internet

I wish I had time to continue my ds homebrew project

granted. doctors found a contagious disease on your skin. and you are under quarantine. fbi\cia or whatever agency deals with this stuff put a big bubble around your house, you can't go out, family, friends or doctors can't enter.

i which i could get a new computer with specs to run new games at maximum options

 

[nxwing]

Granted. Your PC was going to be delivered by Amazon Prime but since I saw and I'm an asshole, I decides to shoot it and take it for myself.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but your facepaint has to be removed, due to allergic reaction.

I wish I had more visual novel games to play on my nintendo dsi.

 

[2Hack]

Granted, but your facepaint has to be removed, due to allergic reaction.

I wish I had more visual novel games to play on my nintendo dsi.

Granted. But they are as enjoyable as the Zelda CDi games

I wish this class would end already.

 

[migles]

Granted. Your PC was going to be delivered by Amazon Prime but since I saw and I'm an asshole, I decides to shoot it and take it for myself.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

granted, because you ignored your headache you died from a tumour

also. you didn't corrupt my wish.. i didnt get the pc, so it was not granted.. you could say something like, i get the pc, but electricity was shut down because didnt paid the bill. or pc did overheat and burned my house down.
the objective should be: you get the thing but at a high price\with consequences

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you miss important class informations, thus you completely failed the april 24 exam.

 

[2Hack]

Granted, but you miss important class informations, thus you completely failed the april 24 exam.

Close, my exam is on the 25th

I wish I wasn't so thirsty. Gotta get ma iced capp