The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[Galacta]

This is a fun game, the rules are simple:
Someone makes a wish and another person corrupts it then the person who corrupts it makes a wish, for example:
Poster 1: I wish I had a zebra

Poster 2: Wish granted but it Exploded.
I wish I was a gangster.
simple eh?

ill start:

I wish that the ponies will give me cookies.

 

[agentgamma]

The cookies were poisoned.

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[ENDscape]

Your girlfriend is a transexual

I wish there's no more multiple threads: Old Topic

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but it gets rid of original threads too D:

I wish I could have everything on my top 3 list
1- Sex
2- Cookies
3- More of no 1

 

[Mei-o]

But you just realized you live in a basement, therefore, losing all chances of getting laid and is doomed to fap forevermore!



I wish people would actually start using the search button.

 

[nin10do]

Your girlfriend is a transexual

I wish there's no more multiple threads: Old Topic

granted. but a portal pulls you into a dimension where 100's of multiple threads exist.
infact the number of threads is over nine....yeah i'm gonna do it... thAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAuuuuuuuuuuuusand.

i wish i had an hd tv to connect my 360 to.


(shet, 2 posts 2 late.)

 

[agentgamma]

But you just realized you live in a basement, therefore, losing all chances of getting laid and is doomed to fap forevermore!



I wish people would actually start using the search button.

The search buttons falls down and breaks into pieces.

I wish I had a OpenPandora

 

[alex]

You actually got one!

lol, psp pandora
I wish GBATemp hosted ROMz.

 

[agentgamma]

GBATemp gets shut down.

I wish I had a pony

 

[Midna]

So you could rape it.

 

[Galacta]

I wish that I had a AWESOME boombox

 

[agentgamma]

FedEx broke it

I wish I was Phoenix Wright for a day

 

[Midna]

But Von Karma would beat you to death upon unearthing some evidence.

I wish I had a 100000000000000000000 tera byte hard drive

 

[alex]

You get it, but formated[+vista] it's really 15KB

I wish this guy was my buddy:

 

[Pizzaroo]

He steals your GBA and all ur games.

I wish I had the official Joe the plumber deluxe edition action figure.

 

[alex]

You get that+actual live sex organs on the figure.

I wish this topic never existed.[it breaks my hopes and dreams

]

 

[agentgamma]

The universe is destroyed because of the paradox.

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

 

[Raika]

Granted, but your tongue can never reach the centre of a tootsie pop.
I wish i'm mario.

 

[XxRoxaSoraxX]

Granted, but you get killed by the goomba on the first level

I wish the R4 didnt suck

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted but it turns out to be a cheap clone!

I wish that I had the ability to manipulate time!