The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[Minox]

Granted, but unfortunately you lost your eyes in an accident.

I wish I had some pie.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but it turned out to be actual mud pie including worms!

I wish I had one each of every cute Hallmark ornament ever produced!

 

[agentgamma]

When they are in your house, they all form into satan.

I wish I had an English copy of Gyakuten Kenji from the future =P

 

[MyauChanDesu]

it got sent to your house from the future lolz

and then the text is arabic.

~

I wish my siggie comes to life

 

[Raika]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish i had a man-eating pig as a pet.

 

[Galacta]

Wish Granted but it invades America.

'I wish Orihime Inoue was a real person.

 

[Raika]

Granted, but whoever he/she/it is it dies within 5 seconds.
I wish i was Megaman.

 

[DokiDoki98]

Granted, but Dr. Wily wins.

I wish I was RAIDEN

 

[MuppetInvasion]

Granted, but now you can only move in 2 dimensions

I wish i was the president of ubeckiztan.

 

[DokiDoki98]

Granted, but war breaks out.

I wish the DSi was easily hackable

 

[MuppetInvasion]

Granted, but you cant afford one

I wish i was completely indestructible.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but the rest of the world's population is killed off in a nuclear holocaust.

I wish I was a lesbian

 

[Galacta]

Granted, but you were a f*cking biseual instead.(soory)

I wish I was Tidus!

 

[DokiDoki98]

granted but you get killed in a blitzball accident when you are 3.

I wish I was a POKEMANZ

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but you're a bidoof.

I wish the holidays were over

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted but all you got was crap candy and cheap gifts for presents!

I wish that all my favorite songs had awesome remixes and covers!

 

[agentgamma]

They eventually destroy the music industry.

I wish the Wii was called the WiiWii

 

[Banger]

Granted but you do not have a WiiWii.

I wish I was able to count to 10.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you count 10 stalkers.

I wish Klavier Gavin sang the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious song!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but if you ever ask friends over to play with your WiiWii you get taken to prison.

I wish I had an elven slave girl

FOCK! How did I get two posts behind?!?