The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[agentgamma]

Granted but she murders you

I wish I WAS A SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSTAR!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but you lose popularity when a SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSTAR comes along.
(because they have one more U)

I wish I tasted like bologna (like I claimed I do in another thread tonight)

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but Toni Plutonij eats you.

I wish all the mods were named 'Ken Hirai' for a day

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but all the noobs get named "agentgamma"

I wish my mustache cured up at the ends.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but it falls off after mods are renamed back from Ken Hirai

I wish AeroHex had his IP banned from GBAtemp

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but somebody teaches him how to spoof his IP....and he replaces it with your own.

I wish I were Australian

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you lived on top of Uluru.

I wish me and Toni swapped accounts for a day

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Granted, but you die from too much Radiation exposure!

I wish I could really get some biomechanical body parts!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but they're made by a Chinese company and when a simple gear fails you can't get a replacement.

I wish I knew how to code for the NDS

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you had to code shovelware.

I wish I could make arcade machines by yelling "BY THE POWER OF CAPCOM"

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Granted, but then VISHI SO FISHI comes to your team!

I wish I could be invisible at any time!

EDIT: Too late..

Granted, but you'd go mute after three arcade machines..

I wish I could be invisible at any time! (this time)

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you can't be visible.

I wish there was a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan hack with Franziska von Karma

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but any part of the girls in the game between their knees and their neck are mosaic pixilated.

I wish the cold didn't affect me so much.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Granted, but then you're too sensitive to heat!

I wish I had more tattoos (but without the pain)

 

[Banger]

Granted but whatever part of your body you get the tattoo on that body part falls off.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but its a MAN-EATING DOLLAR!

I wish I had more pron mags

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but it's an American dollar, and worth nearly nothing in comparison with the rest of the world.

I wish I had a ton of pure platinum bars.

NVM

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Granted, but they are all gay magazines!

I wish I could dance better!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but then you dance like MJ

I wish i could eat the guitar hero guitar

 

[Banger]

Granted and then you died.

I wish My name was Toni