The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but all they do is cut themselves!

I wish I had a lot of money!

 

[ENDscape]

Granted. But they're all in pennies and a law about no more pennies can be used is passed.

I wish this wish wont be corrupted by the person below.

 

[Law]

Granted, but instead you internally combust.

I wish that it snows tomorrow :/

Edit: Gah, I'm slow.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but it snows so much you can't go out to play!

I wish that it would snow tomorrow!

 

[Law]

Granted, but it snows so much that your roof collapses!

I wish for world peace.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but world peace was the result of the mass extinction of the human race leaving you the lone survivor!

I wish for a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Christmas!

 

[Law]

Granted, but you don't get any presents.

I wish my cat wouldn't bring in so many dead mice :/

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Now it brings in live rats.

I wish I didn't have a cat. (You want one? Two? Five perhaps?)

 

[ENDscape]

Granted but you get dogs that act like cats.
I wish im spiderman :S

 

[Frog]

Granted. but your killed by doctor octopus.

I wish i had laser eyes!

 

[Law]

Granted, but there is no way to disable the lasers.

I wish I didn't have homework that was due in tomorrow :/

Granted. Now it brings in live rats.

She's done that before :/.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but now you have 14.333324 times as much and it's now due Tuesday!

I wish my religion paper was already finished!

 

[Law]

Granted, but the paper is full of prejudice remarks against those of the Jewish faith.

I wish I had a wish worth wishing.

 

[Frog]

granted but it gets corrupted.

i wish i had a llama.

(i spelt it wrong....)

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but you get the Dalai Lama, for you spelled llama incorrectly!

I wish I had a house-trained Norwegian Dwarf Bunny!

 

[Dark]

Granted by you bunny was trainned by a donkey

I wish I got a PSX

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but the drive makes weird noises and the all the games freeze on startup!

I wish for lots of yuri!

 

[Shadz]

Yuri is a prone to spontaneous combustion.

I wish there was no such thing as Noobs

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but since everyone is already epic at everything they do, the human race goes insane due to the lack of people to make fun of.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Pizzaroo]

Granted, everyone in the world dies. Well, at least its peaceful

I wish everyone on GBAtemp was alive again.