The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[alex]

Granted, you get everything, including:

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I wish more more wishes.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but I get the good stuff >=D

I wish I had a funky santa hat like Kyle Hyde

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but you look like Gilbert Gottfried when you wear it.

I wish I didn't get pissed off so easily.

 

[alex]

Granted, but it has lice.

Damn, late.

Granted, but since you don't get pissed off, you lose your dick.

I wish I was dead.

 

[AXYPB]

You died of cholera.

I wish I could kill demons.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you become one

I wish I had lesbian porn and cookies

 

[alex]

Granted, you are a demon too, so you died too.
Late again!

Granted, but the cookies are stale, and the lesbians are fat.

I wish it was Christmas Eve already.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you dont get gifts this year

I wish Santa game me lesbian-porn

 

[alex]

But it's all white, "like snow" says Santa.

I wish there was no shovelware.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but theres no games on the planet D:

I wish I had a microscopic camera ON WHEELS controllable with a piece of DS homebrew

 

[AXYPB]

Granted. It works great, but many features have yet to be implemented. Unfortunately, the team developing the homebrew faces internal strife and disbands without releasing the source code.

I wish I could actually make use out of the DS-10.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but there is a worldwide DS recall and they become illegal.

I wish I was SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERMAN!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted, but smiley is bitten by a radioactive spider.

I wish that Superman is destroyed by Batman!


QUOTE(MegaAce™ @ Nov 29 2008, 06:45 PM) Granted, i have no problem with that.

I wish that RADICAL would go on..

Granted

I wish me a iPod with a terrabyte

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but the motherboard was fried.

I wish I could give EVERYONE on GBATemp hot chips!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted... but have you the money for it?

I wish Nintendo would release Hotel Dusk 2

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but it sucks

I wish Nintendo would release Captain Rainbow in Australia

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but because of the weird moral standards of Japan the localization is stupid and makes no sense! Also the game is renamed to Major Multi-Colored Line in the process!

I wish that Nintendo would release Captain Rainbow in America!

 

[epicelite]

Granted but it doesn't work on any flashcart, ever.

I wish I had a bigger LCD monitor with no dead pixels and nothing bad would happen!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted.. so you wish that nothing good happens?
Granted, but it explodes

I wish me a wish that can't be granted

 

[xalphax]

granted (it think that corrupts it enough)

i wish i could speak read write and understand all languages in the world