The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[MegaAce™]

granted, but HeadBANG

I wish that i can be a member of Radioactive force

 

[AXYPB]

You're hired. As Toni-Plutonij's coffee boy.

I wish you were dead.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but Hollywood always on the lookout for using dead peoples likenesses because it's free steal a bunch of his home movies and beging putting him in every commercial on TV so you still can't escape him.

I wish I hadn't have farted just now.

 

[Dark]

Granted, but you just peed yourself.

I wish I pass all my classes.

 

[sland]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish for an orgasm.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but it lasts only 2 seconds.

I wish for a vending machine!

 

[xalphax]

granted, but its totally weird and only vends random things

i wish bonemonkey was back

 

[epicelite]

Granted but he has turned into a troll and trolls everyone.

I wish that some company would hire me to design a keyboard because nobody can make a good one that is also backlit.
Also nothing bad happens to me, or anyone else.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but you do not even get minimum wage

i wish there was no religion

 

[Dark]

Granted, But there are still beliefs.

I wish I'm superman.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but Batman defeats you with his stash of kryptonite (believe me, Batman is RICH, he can have that stuff imported by the rocket ship loads)!

I wish for an awesome UFO catcher that was free to play and had all of my favorite anime series plushies in it!

 

[Dark]

Granted but the only the uglyest plushies of the anime character.

I wish I got a computer.

 

[BORTZ]

you do but i has vista.

i wish i had cancer.

 

[Dark]

Granted but you also had a stroke so you forgot about the heart attack.

I wish i died peacefully.

 

[ENDscape]

Granted, but you had a near-death experience and was revived, then you died a horrible death.

I wish that i didnt have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[alex]

Granted because you died.

I wish for the unwishable wish that will cause the world to end.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but it backfires and only you end.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[ENDscape]

Granted, but i corrupted it.

I wish that i didnt make a wish

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but it goes horribly wrong because of a freak gust of galactic wind and you end with 3 wishes.

I wish I could hunt Hollywood stars for sport.

 

[ENDscape]

Osu, but all Hollywood stars dies.

I wish that this wish becomes my wish in the next few pages of wishes.