The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[MegaAce™]

Granted, but your name isn't Toni Plutonij

I wish i were a cyborg

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but your robotic parts could only fling poo!

I wish I had NON-GAY porn mags

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Granted, but then, you loose a fight against cyborg called Toni Plutonij..

Granted, but then again, you became obsessed, and loose all your money on some cheap porn!

I wish I had more spikes.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but people thought you were Sonic the Hedgehog

I wish I had a pet rock!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but you aren't Patrick


I wish spongebob doesn't excist

 

[Banger]

Granted but Mr. Krab killz you because he has no one else to work for him at the krusty krab.

I wish I had a penny.

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you dont make sense

I wish I had a FABULOUS HAT!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but anyone will look at you until you explodes


I wish Nintendo wouldn't make badass consoles

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but now they smell like poo.

I wish I had the power!!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but you doesn't look like Heman, does you?


I wish nothing

 

[agentgamma]

Granted but you get something anyway

I wish for a ROM Link!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted when you wish to be banned

I wish an fusion of this two

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but because of lack of good games it is considered a flop and is deemed a failure!

I wish for all of my favorite songs to be released for Guitarfun!

 

[????????™]

Granted, but you lost interest in guitar fun.

I wish what ever I say happens and becomes true immediatly

 

[BiscuitCookie]

Granted but after you wished everything you ever wanted you become emo and wish to die

I wish for a super awesome strong gaming computer

 

[Midna]

Granted when you wish to be banned

I wish an fusion of this two

What, like this: http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=116...=0#entry1558249

Anyway, It blows up because it has too much ram.

I wish I had a pet platypus.

 

[tojomajojo]

granted! but everytime you fall asleep your platypus trys to kills you

I wish I had X ray vision

 

[Minox]

Granted but it breaks after 5 minutes of use.

I wish that pandas wouldn't be evil.

 

[tojomajojo]

Granted but it breaks after 5 minutes of use.

heh thats all the time i need wink wink
Granted but instead of being evil the panda bear started Jihading for there god



I wish i have go go rocket shoes

 

[Law]

Granted, but they rocket you up to space and you die.

I wish I had some friends :'(