The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[ENDscape]

Wish granted, but you stop time including yourself.

I wish i had more coke to drink.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but the Coke you get actually contains the drug "coke" and you die of an overdose.

I wish that I had the ability to manipulate liquids.

 

[ENDscape]

Granted, but you drown and die a horrible death.

I wish its not cold out and wont snow no more.

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but the temperature begins to rise and you die from heat stroke because the AC can't keep up!

I wish for eternal happiness!

 

[Midna]

Hmm, not much I can do to corrupt that...

I wish for an instant backup of the entire internet.

 

[XxRoxaSoraxX]

Granted but the FBI finds the porn sites and u go to jail

I wish i was uber 1337

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but actually you are Roxas & Sora

I wish i have an plasma tv

 

[Banger]

Granted but it does not work and it makes you poop yourself every time you glance at it.


I wish I could sleep.

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but your bed is making frikkin awesome noizez

I wish i have a carrot that NOone can take

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted but your other "carrot" is taken instead!

I wish for a Squeenix game that actually has gay/lesbian characters!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted but then it's called F**kin Fantasy

I wish that smiley can destroy spiderman

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but smiley is bitten by a radioactive spider.

I wish that Superman is destroyed by Batman!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted, i have no problem with that. (EPIC FAIL..)

I wish that RADICAL would go on..

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but RADICAL's obnoxious little brother takes his place!

I wish RE5 would come out for the Wii!

 

[MegaAce™]

granted but you will see it has terrible grafics

i wish i known RADICAL's obnoxious little brother

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but I'm not sure if he's real (I just made him up!)!

I wish for superhuman money (so I can be like Batman)!

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted, only steal Robin's uniform and wait on the street till the Batmobile comes

I wish I were the king of the galaxy

 

[Midna]

Granted, but you would be assassinated because you had a better hot tub that everybody else.

I wish for moderator status on all forum sites.

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted, but then everyone leaves the forums.

I wish the DSi never has excist

 

[cosmo2389]

Granted, but the DSi Squared comes out instead!

I wish I had every anime series ever created, EVER!