The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[keven3477]

granted, you discover said wish but decide not to post it because it will end this thread and send it to the next pages.

I wish I knew wich first game to get for my recently arrived psp

 

[nxwing]

Granted. But you fucked up your PSP.

I wish the EOF was more lively.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It becomes lively with 9 year olds making the hottest maymays.

I wish I could sleep well

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You sleep so well that you never wake up

I wish you could give me an uncorrupted wish.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you are not allowed to use it.

I wish to find a job without looking or doing interviews

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you now are a garbage collector.

I wish I wasn't tired too early today.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, you now are a garbage collector.

I wish I wasn't tired too early today.

Granted. You get exhausted one minute later though

I don't need to make no wishes, I just got second place in an engineering competition!

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You revoke your ability to make wishes, and just as that happens, your house burns down.

Congrats btw

I wish I could stay on task.

 

[keven3477]

granted, you stay on task so much you never do anything for fun

I wish I was more creative

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You stay off task so much and be creative. Your life spirals down and you become a creative homeless man with ADHD.

I wish I had more monies.

 

[keven3477]

granted, you get more monies, all 1 usd cent wich become useless in Canada.

I wish I could successfully unscrew all stripped screw on my old3ds and successfully repair my r button with my console working 100%

 

[ComeTurismO]

granted, except nothing happens

I wish $34.00 can have its own bill

 

[2Hack]

granted. but it stops production after the first bill and the bill is burned.

I wish job hunting wasn't so depressing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's super easy to get a job, but you have to work for free in your first year.

I wish for a sack of moldy potatoes.

 

[nxwing]

Granted. But there are no potatoes, just mold >

I wish for school to start late

 

[2Hack]

granted, but weed stops existing

I wish it for more money, and no problems.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but there is only a $1 dollar raise in your paycheck.

I wish that 24 + 3 = 27 - 3 + 3 ...

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, it is simplified to 27=27

I wish I wasn't bored IRL

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You decide to pirate games and break your morals.

I wish I could sleep properly.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you get up too late

I wish I could teleport myself.