The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[2Hack]

granted, you give out good gift that you are invited to lots of parties per day just to bring a gift

I wish the world was in chaos

Granted. Then it burns out.

Applause on that corruption. 10/10.

I wish I knew what the hell happened yesterday.

 

[nxwing]

Granted. But nothing happened yesterday

Now wishes. Do what you want with me ;D

 

[keven3477]

granted, we did what we wanted from you, now your dismantled body is under a stone spelling r.i.p

I wish that this thread started being active again

 

[nxwing]

Granted. Everyone makes it active by spamming again.

I wish for weed

 

[keven3477]

granted, you get it but a few minutes later you get arrested because it becomes illegal again

I wish there was more stuff to do on the EoF

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You smoke weed instead.

I wish keven would do meth so he can be original

 

[keven3477]

double post

 

[keven3477]

granted, keven starts doing 'math' to be original

I wish I don't get easily tired when staying up late

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You later die from coffee overdose.

I wish I could figure out Algebra by myself

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Weegee shows you how to relax later, though

I wish I could get back to doing productive things.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, however, you're off one productive task.

I wish 3 x 3 divided by four had a decimal...

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, however, you're off one productive task.

I wish 3 x 3 divided by four had a decimal...

But it does?... So... Wish corrupted?

I wish you'd lay off on the maths

 

[2Hack]

But it does?... So... Wish corrupted?

I wish you'd lay off on the maths

Granted. 2hack doesn't though

I wish I knew that 2+2=5

 

[nxwing]

Granted. Apparently, the witness of a crime stated that the suspect knows why 2+2=5 and says that the suspect likes Gateway therefore making you the primary suspect of the murder of VinsCool.

I wish time would go faster so I could recieve my N2DS XL.

 

[keven3477]

granted, time went faster for you that you went to far in time games are rare to find for the Nds's, but you still managed to buy one for twice its original cost.

I wish I made home runs in my softball class

 

[nxwing]

Granted. However, you are called out on trial for suspicion killing somebody using a softball during your home run.

I wish I could finish my new avatar

 

[keven3477]

granted, you "could" finish your avatar, but decide not to

I wish I wasn't the suspect or accused of killing vinscool.

 

[nxwing]

You aren't the suspect. 2Hack is. You instead become a victim.

I wish rkdbshksbsiejdg fofkenbsgsj shhshs

 

[keven3477]

granted, you lose the ability to type what you want and whenever you type you type random letters.

I wish 2hack was found innocent but totalinsanity becomes the suspect

 

[nxwing]

Granted. TotalInsanity4 testifies against TotalInsanity in court but was found out that TotalInsanity4 is actually the real murderer and TotalInsanity was innocent.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted even if the wisher below wishes that my wish be corrupted.