Teen Shot Himself in the Nuts, Blames Ninjas

[RedCoreZero]

Lies,it was a gorilla will a machine gun straped onto him !

 

[Bladexdsl]

that kid is a real nut ball

 

[weavile001]

puns,puns everywhere.....

 

[J-Machine]

reading all these puns is like watching the fourth amendment play roshambo with itself... It pleases me.

 

[1stClassZackFair]

Gun laws don't do crap. Go ahead, make more laws. It's not like gang members care or anything.

Exactly,non law abiding citizens could care less about laws. What happens if they take away our only means of self-defense and someone breaks into our home with a gun?

 

[Zerousen]

Densetsu's got some 'splaining to do.

 

[DinohScene]

Exactly,non law abiding citizens could care less about laws. What happens if they take away our only means of self-defense and someone breaks into our home with a gun?

Same thing will happen to Europe then.
They just break in and nick your stuff and leave.
Or beat you up or whatever.

Firearms are illegal in Europe for a long time.

Besides you can always arm yourself with a kitchen knife.
Or install some anti-burgle locks on your doors.

 

[FAST6191]

Are we actually looking at a rare case of the nonfatal Darwin ( http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-16.html ) or was this just some damage?

 

[BORTZ]

I'm dying, I laughed so hard. I also read the title as "Blames bananas"

 

[IBNobody]

From the original Chicago Tribune article:

The 17-year-old boy was in a vehicle with female friends when he was shot at about 7:20 p.m., according to what he told police, said Chicago Police Department News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli.

What's worse than shooting yourself in the groin? Doing it in front of the ladies.

<Insert any ejaculatory puns here>

 

[narutofan777]

yeah dude is in Illinois...

 

[kupo3000]

I'm dying, I laughed so hard. I also read the title as "Blames bananas"

At first I read it as "Teen hangs himself by the nuts"

 

[UltraHurricane]

lol and this year's Darwin Award goes to....

 

[Chary]

I'm dying, I laughed so hard. I also read the title as "Blames bananas"

"No, officer, you don't understand! It was the bananas! It's all a conspiracy, the banana empire is rising, and they shall soon take over!"

 

[The Real Jdbye]

This is funny yet sad. No man deserves his nuts shot off. Well, maybe pedos.
Seriously though, couldn't he have found a more believable explanation than ninjas? Pretty much anything is more believable than ninjas... tell them a dog bit it off, whatever.

 

[Hells Malice]

If he can no longer breed, this is very good news.
If not it's tragic that he still can.

 

[Blaze163]

So basically ninjas are being blamed for a moronic kid shooting himself in the dong while pirates are showing EA up on the whole Sim City controversy?

I'd say this point goes to pirates, to be honest.

 

[TheNlightenedOne]

specifically, the little things that get blown off

Like said teen's nuts?

 

[omgpwn666]

Like said teen's nuts?

Yeah, in case you didn't know that was Gahars joke. He is very punny.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Guess he finally stopped shooting blanks.

Also: Thanks Obama.

 

[Coto]

if he were to throw a pokeball he'd just throw a poke now