Teen Shot Himself in the Nuts, Blames Ninjas

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Teen Shot Himself in the Nuts, Blames Ninjas
Densetsu's got some 'splaining to do.

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I have absolutely nothing to do with this! D:

I have an alibi!

At any given moment I'm either in New York for school, or in California during my breaks. I live nowhere near Illinois!

Note that the source article is from March 16th, presumably the same day of the ball-busting incident.

On March 16th I was on an airplane, so I couldn't have shot anyone in the nuts.

Here is my boarding pass that proves I was too busy traveling yesterday:
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Note the date on my boarding pass.

Also note that the boarding passes show that I flew from Albany International Airport (ALB) in New York, to Sacramento International Airport (SMF) in California. Again, the shooting happened in Illinois.

The boarding pass also says that on the way to California I stopped at Midway International Airport (MDW), which is in Chicago...

...which is in Illinois.

Shit.

So much for my alibi.

:ninja:
 

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Same thing will happen to Europe then.
They just break in and nick your stuff and leave.
Or beat you up or whatever.

Firearms are illegal in Europe for a long time.

Besides you can always arm yourself with a kitchen knife.
Or install some anti-burgle locks on your doors.

Or you could do like I did to the last fool to try to break in; you beat them black and blue with a baseball bat. Note to self, although I did FAIL at base ball my swing ain't rusty and the guy I whacked just might tell you the same darn thing...or not.BREAK-IN FAIL
 

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Or you could do like I did to the last fool to try to break in; you beat them black and blue with a baseball bat. Note to self, although I did FAIL at base ball my swing ain't rusty and the guy I whacked just might tell you the same darn thing...or not.BREAK-IN FAIL

I'm against violence meself.
But yes, their trespassing in your home so you got a right to defend yourself.
And that's possible without firearms indeed.
 
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I'm against violence meself.
But yes, their trespassing in your home so you got a right to defend yourself.
And that's possible without firearms indeed.

I dislike violence as well but at 3:00 in the morning when my mood is at it's worst is a bad time to try and break in.BTW no one in my family trusts me with a gun,I don't even trust myself with one for that matter;short temper ya see
 

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