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Teen Shot Himself in the Nuts, Blames Ninjas
Densetsu's got some 'splaining to do.
I have absolutely nothing to do with this! D:
I have an alibi!
At any given moment I'm either in New York for school, or in California during my breaks. I live nowhere near Illinois!
Note that the source article is from March 16th, presumably the same day of the ball-busting incident.
On March 16th I was on an airplane, so I couldn't have shot anyone in the nuts.
Here is my boarding pass that proves I was too busy traveling yesterday:
Also note that the boarding passes show that I flew from Albany International Airport (ALB) in New York, to Sacramento International Airport (SMF) in California. Again, the shooting happened in Illinois.
The boarding pass also says that on the way to California I stopped at Midway International Airport (MDW), which is in Chicago...
...which is in Illinois.
Shit.
So much for my alibi.